Part Ten:
The Finals - The Best Movie Under 90
Minutes of All-Time is…?
Welcome to the grand conclusion of this
series, as I not only crown one film the greatest of all time with a runtime of
less than 90 minutes, but look back on the many movies throughout the
competition that did not earn that title, though deserve further recognition
just the same.

First of all, I want to include a bunch of
movies that I failed to mention at all in the genre eliminations, because for
as much research as I did, I still left out so, so many good movies that were
under 90 minutes, and some I neglected consciously, but a few I genuinely just
missed, because there are way too many movies out there for one man to see!
Christopher Nolan’s first movie, a black-and-white indie thriller called Following
(1998), is only 70 minutes, and while it’s not one of his all-time best,
it’s certainly his best movie that’s under 90 minutes…but then again, it’s also
his only one. You know which comedy troupe has more than one movie shorter than
90 minutes? The Marx Brothers! I only mentioned Duck Soup, which is
cited as their best comedic film, but they made other ones before that which
were just as short, such as Horse Feathers (1932), and some hilarity
historians identify other films of theirs as still holding up, too.

I didn’t cover that many short releases
from more recent years, and that was by choice. The point of this exercise was
to find the greatest movie of all time shorter than 90 minutes, and I
just don’t see how a movie that came out only a few years ago could possibly
rival something like Stand by Me which came out four decades ago and is
still highly praised. It might seem unfair, but that’s just how I tackled it. Some
recent films that have been acclaimed are the early-lead-role-for-Florence Pugh
Lady Macbeth (2016), the thirty-years-in-the-making stop motion
epic Mad God (2021), and the award-winning animated
Latvia/France/Belgium production Flow (2024). There’s also The
Squid and the Whale (2016), Don’t Breathe (2016), Shiva
Baby (2020) and Migration (2023), but I’ve only seen one
of those four, and that’s another reason for excluding certain films: I don’t
have infinite time to watch every single movie on every list of decent ones
that are under 90 minutes—my meditation on time (specifically, a lack thereof)
is why I made this series in the first place.
Adam Sandler fans were probably bummed I
didn’t mention Billy Madison (1995), at 89 minutes, and Jim
Carrey fans likely lamented the lack of Liar Liar (1997), at
86 minutes. Another underrated under 90 comedy is Hot Rod (2007),
from the guys behind The Lonely Island. They also made Pop Star: Never
Stop Never Stopping (2016), and kept that one under 90, too. Speaking
of comedies, I’m not a big South Park fan, so I also didn’t include South
Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999), at 81 minutes. Ditto for
SpongeBob, but big fans might think The SpongeBob Squarepants Movie
(2004) should have at least been in the running. Oh yeah, and there's 9 (2009), which is often cited as underrated. One last mention for
animation: I covered three of Don Bluth’s best animated films but forgot to
mention All Dogs Go to Heaven (1989), which is still considered a
favourite of his by some.

One genre I omitted entirely was
documentaries, for a couple reasons. I feel like they are kind of their own
thing, separate from fictional filmmaking, for intending to present stories
that are true or based on truth. Obviously there are so many good ones, but
I’m not familiar enough with the genre overall to speak with any real authority
about what the best of them are, regardless of runtimes. Some of the ones I considered when I first
started writing this series and thought I might try to include the genre were March
of the Penguins (2005), Blackfish (2013), and My
Octopus Teacher (2020), which yes, are all animal-focused docs, but
those are primarily the types I like to watch. There’s also Searching for
Sugar Man (2016), at 86 minutes, and two others that come within
seconds of qualifying but are just over 90, Cave of Forgotten Dreams
(2010) and Jodorowsky’s Dune (2013).
Back to the genres of fiction, there’s The
Beatles film A Hard Day’s Night (1964), at 87 minutes, the dog lover's family flick Beethoven (1992) (also 87 mins.), the French
sci-fi animated film Fantastic Planet (1973), which is 71
minutes, and the first animated adaptation of George Orwell’s novel Animal
Farm (1954), at merely an hour and twelve minutes! One genre that was
pretty packed was horror, but I somehow missed a bunch that were at least worth
pointing out, even if they weren’t going to win. The Most Dangerous Game
(1932) is the oldest, running a paltry 62 minutes, and there’s Duel
(1971), one of Steven Spielberg’s first films, which is 90 minutes if you
go by the theatrical version (the only version I’ve seen), but the original
version that first aired on ABC was only 74 minutes. The Fog (1980)
is usually identified as having a 90-minute runtime, but the actual time on the
Scream Factory Blu-ray release is one hour, twenty-nine minutes, and thirty-seven
seconds, so it incorrectly gets rounded up! But, is it really the best horror
movie under 90 minutes? Of course not. It’s not even the best short horror
movie from the 1980s. Five other shoutouts go to Videodrome (1983) (89 minutes), Night of the Creeps
(1986) (88 minutes), Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer (1986) (83 minutes), and two of my favourite killer animal movies, Anaconda (1997) (89 minutes) and Piranha 3D (2010) (88 minutes).

Now, to briefly revisit some previous
movies I covered in earlier parts, three of the horror movies I had initially
thought would make it further in the competition were Frankenstein, The
Texas Chain Saw Massacre, and Creature from the Black Lagoon. While Frankenstein
and Texas Chain Saw did make it to the genre eliminations round, Creature
from the Black Lagoon just pales in comparison to so many of the other
films from other genres. For horror-comedy, I went in expecting Tucker &
Dale vs. Evil to make it as far as the quarter-finals, but it didn’t even
beat Evil Dead 2 in the first round. I almost regretted not giving This
is Spinal Tap a chance to compete in the genre eliminations round, but
there was just no way it was going to beat something like The Lion King
or Paths of Glory. Some of the animated movies that were toughest to
eliminate initially were The Little Mermaid, Brother Bear, and Peter
Pan, but that whole genre was tough to wrap my head around, because there is
just such a diverse collection of films with so many different strengths that it
became hard to objectively identify which ones were the best for what they each
represented. I know that was the most bias-heavy genre for electing initial
competitors, but I think I was quite generous in giving many of the
miscellaneous competitors a chance to move into the next round, though I did
expect more than one sci-fi movie to make it through—possibly Chronicle
or The Day the Earth Stood Still.
I would’ve been surprised to see any films that
weren’t already part of my Favourite Films Series make it beyond the
quarter-finals, but the ones that did make it over the ones that didn’t were
still surprising. As I narrowed the scope of greatest competitors, some unexpected
eliminations in the quarter-finals and semi-finals were The Lion King
(the only movie get a perfect CAWSPEEL score), The Naked Gun, which is
one of my favourite comedies of all-time, and Snow White and the Seven
Dwarfs, which I contest is still one of the best Disney classics in spite
of being the very first. Speaking of CAWSPEEL, I’m going to look back on those
scores for the two finalists, before I review both of them and pick which one
is superior. There are reasons relating to quality as to why Fantastic Mr.
Fox, Pinocchio, and Homeward Bound all scored one point less
than Toy Story or Stand by Me, but those scores alone did not
determine the finalists.
FINAL CONTENDERS

Toy Story
and Stand by Me both got 39/40 with the CAWSPEEL system, but lost one
point in two different categories. For Toy Story, I gave it a 4/5 for
emotional impact, because it’s very difficult to think about the first Toy
Story in isolation now that it’s part of an ongoing film franchise which
should have stopped at the third entry. The Toy Story trilogy was, for a
short time, one of the most perfect trilogies in all of cinema. Toy Story 3
is, ultimately, far more emotional, and a perfect ending. The climax, finale,
and resolution of the first Toy Story are all perfect for the story
being told in that film. Getting back at Sid for torturing toys is oh-so
satisfying and scary and funny at all once, and then it launches right into the
high-speed pursuit of the moving truck, and we get the emotional resolution of
Woody and Buzz reuniting with Andy. The very end, teasing that Andy’s
Christmas present, a new puppy, is going to cause future headaches for Woody
and Buzz, is…fine. It’s not bad, not great, amusing enough, but emblematic of Toy
Story’s overall greater strength being a comedy meant for general
entertainment through amazing visuals and character designs over intending to
tell a truly emotionally affecting tale. That is not to say it doesn’t get the
audience emotionally invested—the whole Buzz realizing he’s just a toy really
does hit, but in comparison to the only other movie left, no, it’s not as
emotionally stirring overall.
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For Stand by Me, I gave it a 4/5 for
sound/music, which is more on the technical side of things compared to Toy
Story’s lost point. I didn’t take any points off for the visuals or sound
of Toy Story; the music by Randy Newman fits perfectly, the voice acting
is spot on, and the sound effects are memorable, but even in comparison to Toy
Story 2 and 3, the first movie still looks pretty good to me, in
terms of the details achieved in the animation. Yeah, it’s comparatively dated,
but not as much as may be expected, and there was nothing significant enough to
take it down in points in any of the other categories.
Visually, Stand by Me is fantastic,
but to be honest, the music does not resonate with me all that much. When I say
music, I mainly mean the original score by Jack Nitzsche. I like the song from
which the movie gets its name when it plays at the end, and I like some of the
other era-appropriate tracks we get to hear throughout, but when I think about
everything great to do with Stand by Me, the music is one of the last
things that comes to mind. That being said, sometimes a really noticeable
soundtrack can be distracting, and one thing I like about Stand by Me’s
music, despite it not really staying in my ear after the movie ends, is how
well it fits most of the scenes and becomes like invisible set dressing,
fitting what you are seeing and hearing from the characters without it overpowering
the performances.
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Previously, I pointed out Pinocchio
was a very male-driven story, and the same can be said of Stand by Me,
but one is a fantasy tale of many settings and locations featuring characters
from many backgrounds and experiences, whereas Stand by Me tells a much
more grounded story in a specific point in time about four kids and doesn’t
deviate from that. Toy Story, for that matter, also doesn’t have many
prominent female characters; we don’t get Jessie until Toy Story 2, and
Sid’s sister is a pretty stereotypical supporting part. The remaining
comparisons of weaknesses between Stand by Me and Toy Story are
slim to none, at this point.
FINAL ELIMINATION
I did not have an answer to the question
“what is the best movie under 90 minutes?” when I first asked it, and after two
years of thinking about it, watching more and more movies, comparing and
contrasting them, and analyzing each one, I finally have my answer. With that answer
now in mind, I look back and find it surprising that it wasn’t more obvious
from early on. I guess when there are just so many different movies that are so
good for so many different reasons it can cloud one’s judgement, but as I have
slowly eliminated movie after movie, being left with just two, it has led to
this seemingly inevitable outcome.
Both Stand by Me and Toy Story
are adventure stories, at their cores, but two very different adventures
featuring a cast of characters who can’t even be compared, because one cast
consists of four adolescent friends, and the other cast consists of several
anthropomorphic toys, plus two young boys, one good, the other bad. I’ve looked
at these movies’ strengths and weaknesses, and at the end of the day, only one
can win. I can’t really use the prioritization matrix at this point, because I
couldn’t simply pick one over the other as a priority to watch. Both are
endlessly rewatchable, but one of them has something the other does not…
THE WINNER…
Stand by Me
is the greatest movie under 90 minutes of all time! What it comes down to in
the end, without thinking about anything else other than just Toy Story
and Stand by Me, is the lasting emotional resonance and the access to
pure nostalgia one has over the other. Toy Story taps into the nostalgia
of childhood, but it’s not about Andy, really, it’s about his toys, and their
experiences. Stand by Me taps into nostalgia for a specific point in
one’s life, and in its simple premise (“you guys wanna go see a dead body?”) it
explores the very concept that instigated this series in the first place: time.
All of us only have so much time here on earth. The coming-of-age genre has
always been a great place to explore the loss of innocence, the inevitability
of growing up and getting older, and the formation of early friendships, but
Stephen King’s story looks at the way a young life cut short by a tragic
accident impacts four other young lives who are just getting started, with so
much learning, growing, heartache, and discovery left to come.

The last lines of Stand by Me are
devastating, as adult Gordie types them out on his word processor, marking the
end of his story recounting the pivotal series of events from his childhood. “I
never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus,
does anyone?” Stand by Me has something more to say with the story it
tells without it feeling forced or unnatural. The story is, indeed, about being
human, and it’s a story I didn’t fully understand when I first saw it as a kid,
but like any great movie, it gets better with age, with more time spent
thinking about it, and more times seeing it play out from beginning to end. Stand
by Me is not only the best movie with a runtime under 90 minutes, but one
of the best movies from the entire decade in which it was made. It’s also a
story out of time; though made in the 80’s, it’s a look back at the
1950s, which gives it a timeless quality Toy Story simply does not possess
despite its fantastical nature. Is Toy Story the best computer
animated feature film ever made? I don’t think so. It was the first, sure, and
it holds up well, and it’s a great story, but being the first of your kind
doesn’t automatically make you the best. It set the bar very high from the
start, but it’s not as if that bar hasn’t ever been met or surpassed since. Is Stand
by Me the best coming-of-age film ever made? That’s a tougher question, but
it’s certainly in that conversation. For it being an example of an art form
that’s all about a medium of moving pictures, Stand by Me acts like a
snapshot of a moment in time, and shows how one moment can send ripples through
your whole life. The human connection, the joy of life, the fear of death, and
the inevitable passage of time, all coalesce. It’s a movie that will exist as a
singular favourite of mine forever, on a deeper level than Toy Story
will.
FINAL THOUGHTS
It’s been a fun exercise recounting all of
these movies spanning many decades and genres through the lens of their
unusually short runtimes! It also took way longer than I originally expected,
but I’m glad to have been thorough, and even more glad still that I have
unintentionally created a resource of sorts for anyone looking for good movies
to watch when in a pinch for time. As a fun little bonus to end off with (and
because I haven’t done a CCC countdown list in a while), here are my top five
movies from each genre, in no particular order. Remember, these are my personal
favourites, unranked.
Top 5 Horror:
Frankenstein
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
Creature from the Black Lagoon
Lake Placid
Re-Animator
Top 5 Horror-Comedies:
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil
Trick ‘r Treat
Zombieland
The Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Top 5 Comedies:
Office Space
Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
This is Spinal Tap
What We Do in the Shadows
The Naked Gun
Top 5 Disney Animated:
Pinocchio
The Fox and the Hound
Lilo & Stitch
The Jungle Book
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Top 5 Animated – Non-Disney:
Toy Story
Ice Age
The Iron Giant
The Land Before Time
Hoodwinked!
Top 5 Stop Motion &
Live-Action/Animation Hybrids:
Chicken Run
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the
Were-Rabbit
Fantastic Mr. Fox
Dinosaur
Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey
Top 5 from Miscellaneous Genres:
Run Lola Run
Stand by Me
Paths of Glory
Rope
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So, what are some of your
favourite movies under 90 minutes? Which ones did I get right, and which ones
did I get wrong? Let me know, and who knows, maybe I’ll be inspired to revisit
this topic one day. But, at this point, now that I’m finally done, I’ll have to
find a new cinematic inquiry to explore. Perhaps I could figure out the best
movies that are over three hours long? That one might take me a while…like,
even longer than this one…