Monday, February 10, 2014

C.C.C. Issue #11: Top Ten Cartoons (Part 2)

C.C.C. Issue #11: Top Ten Cartoons (Part 2)

Continuing with the cartoon conundrums, here is part two of my cartoon countdown. This time I'm looking at the cartoons that I still like watching to this day. Make sure to check out my previous list if you haven't yet, and tune in next week for another all-new issue of C.C.C, as I examine the best worst movies ever!




Top Ten [Enduring] Cartoons 

I watched a lot of TV as a kid, and most of what constituted my viewing was cartoons. Over the years, some shows have come and gone, but there is a handful that I still enjoy watching today as much as I did back in the day. It was tough, but I picked the ten cartoons I like the most, that have been part of my life from childhood to now. 

Criteria: show must have had moderate to huge success either in its heyday and/or present, and be a cartoon I watched or would have watched as a kid and would still watch (or still do) today. This list does not include any ANIME, since it is cited by many (including Sheldon Cooper) as NOT A CARTOON. 

Honourable mentions: South Park and The Simpsons. These two shows are huge staples of pop culture, and my friends were always talking about them all throughout school, but they simply aren’t cartoons I enjoyed as a kid, and neither are something I’d seek out to watch today. With so many cartoons to pick from, this was very hard to narrow down. Some other cartoons worth mentioning that I used to watch and still do on occasion that are excellent: Dexter’s Laboratory, Flintstones, Woody Woodpecker, G.I. Joe.


10. Fly Tales
 
Just squeezing its way through to number ten is Fly Tales, and you may be thinking, wasn’t this number one on the list of best cartoon’s from my childhood? Well, when I made that list, that’s how I felt about it. Since making that list, I have been re-watching numerous cartoons from that list on YouTube. Fly Tales is one of them, and I have re-discovered the brilliance behind it. The show’s simple yet addictive format has lasted through my childhood and into what I guess will be considered my adult years (though I don’t feel much like an adult discussing all these cartoons aimed at children, but never mind that). I’ve talked at length about this one already, time to move on to the other cartoons I still love watching. 
 
9. The Transformers
 
This eighties cartoon has possibly the coolest concept of all the cartoons on this list. I guess the live-action TV show equivalent of this epic series was Power Rangers—another childhood classic. Nothing can beat the kickass battles the Autobots waged against the Decepticons. A race of alien robots capable of transforming into other mechanical forms (usually vehicles or weapons), they were transported from their home planet Cybertron to earth, where they would battle for resources to help them return home. The good guys (Autobots) are led by Optimus Prime, and the baddies (Decepticons) are commanded by Megatron. Once on earth, they transform into various cars and trucks. Megatron even has the ability to transform into a gun, which can be wielded by the high ranking Decepticon, Starscream. He wants to one day overthrow Megatron’s rule and become leader of the Decepticons, and is just one of many excellent robotic characters. This series ran for a long time, and even had an animated feature film that came out between season 2 and 3. I always loved the Dinobots, just because it combined two childhood passions: dinosaurs, and giant fighting robots. Even though it lacks the sophistication I once thought it had, Transformers never gets old. I could watch giant robots battle each other all day long. Younger audiences may prefer the newer TV series like Transformers: Prime, or the live-action Michael Bay films, but a true Transformers fan knows it doesn’t get better than the original series.

8. Futurama 

For most TV viewers, The Simpsons is superior to Futurama, both of which were created by Matt Groening for the FOX network. By default I developed a preference for Futurama as a kid, because I tuned in to Teletoon first and foremost, which began airing reruns on weeknights. In 1999, pizza delivery boy Fry accidentally gets cryogenically frozen, eventually awakening in the 31st century: a strange and hilarious world of flying cars, alien beings, and robots with attitudes. The series ran from 1999 to 2003 before being cancelled, but was brought back via straight-to-video films, and eventually new episodes were created when Comedy Central acquired the series. Though it remained entertaining as the seasons went on, I prefer the earlier seasons. Numerous side characters make the laughs and gags side splittingly hilarious, from the Professor and his crazy experiments to Zoidberg, an alien crustacean with many quirks, including an awesome voice. But one character in particular steals the show, and that is Bender, one of those robots with attitudes I mentioned earlier. Bender drinks, smokes, swears, and is a riot. The show is a combination of many types of humour, which makes it diverse, though not always consistently funny. However, it has plenty to offer because of this variety. One of the running gags I like best is the heads of deceased famous people and historic figures are kept alive in jars, such as President Richard Nixon and X-Files star David Duchovny. Futurama managed to find a terrific combination of elements, which made for an excellent animated sitcom.

7. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987 TV series)

While Transformers might have the coolest concept, the creativity behind TMNT far exceeds robots fighting each other. Here, we get turtles. But they’re not just run of the mill pond turtles you can get from a pet store. Well ok, they are at first. But then they get dropped into some radioactive sludge, and it turns them into anthropomorphic mutant turtles. Due to their age, you could call them teenage mutant turtles. But to top it all off, they were trained by Master Splinter, a ninja master. So really, they’re teenage, they’re mutant, they’re ninjas, and they’re turtles. And did I mention Master Splinter is something of a mutant himself? An anthropomorphic rat, actually, but he isn’t a teenager. He’s more of an Elder Mutant Ninja Rat. I guess that title doesn’t quite have the same ring to it. The origins of these ninja creatures varies, but in this incarnation, Splinter is the former martial arts instructor Hamato Yoshi, who was transformed into a mutant half rat half man by a mysterious pink liquid mutagen. This is also what caused the turtles to mutate into half human, half turtle hybrids. Their arch nemesis is Splinter’s former rival, Oroku Saki, who goes by the name of Shredder. He has steel wrist blades, and is mostly concealed in silver armour. Working for Shredder is a host of other mutants and a pink alien blob called Krang. The show doesn’t take itself too seriously (“You may call me...The Shredder!” “A kitchen utensil?!”) which I think is important when your title is as outrageous as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. This show is a classic; the theme song is extremely catchy, the humour, action, and emotion are all in perfect balance, and as I mentioned, the creativity in each episode and plot arch is great. You’ve probably seen the characters in some form—whether one of the live action films or many TV series—but to truly appreciate this show, you have to go back to the beginning and watch the original series, it’s surely the best. 

6. Untalkative Bunny

The whole theme of non-speaking characters in cartoon shorts seemed to pop up all over Teletoon, and practically all of them are Teletoon originals. Fly Tales and Doodlez were great, but none nailed the silent character in a cartoon short as perfectly as Untalkative Bunny. Definitely a for-all-ages show, it follows the misadventures of Bunny. While Dood from Doodlez laughs and Fly of Fly Tales mumbles gibberish, Bunny is completely silent. He does everything through physical motion and facial expressions. This puts a lot of pressure on the animation being perfect, because without much dialogue, the show becomes largely visual. The animation is smooth and the colours are bright. Occasionally, human characters speak to Bunny, but their faces are never shown, so no one is actually ever seen speaking in the entire series. Each episode, like the other non-speaking cartoons from Teletoon, is only five minutes long. Bunny has some friends who also are mute. His reliable friend Squirrel often helps him out, and Emu, who appears less frequently, is a grumpy fellow who sometimes instigates a problem. It’s never clear if Bunny is male or female—I think he’s a cross-dressing male rabbit myself, but it doesn’t matter. Bunny has so many adventures they range from educational to crazy: meeting with a therapist, encountering a loving pink creature in a park, getting a hair piece, harassed by a talking clam, dreams he is a fly, poses as a sloth at a zoo, and the list goes on (seriously, look up the episodes on Wikipedia, there are so many weird ones it’s ridiculous). My all-time favourite is the one where Emu accidently floods Bunny’s apartment and he temporarily becomes a faux-fish, swimming about his submerged loft which now is like an underwater reef. Socks are eels, carrots are schools of fish, and a bowl of spaghetti is a jellyfish. The creativity behind this one episode is staggering. I always wanted to flood my own house as a kid to try this—hell, I still want to! Untalkative Bunny is surely among the best Canadian cartoons ever, and is funny no matter what language you speak or how old you are. 

5. Johnny Bravo

Up to this point in the list, I feel like the ordering hasn’t been that important. Comparing TMNT to Transformers is like comparing a cheeseburger to a hamburger: they’re both delicious and there isn’t a major factor that puts one ahead of the other. I see it as a major division between 1-5 and 5-10. I would say 5-10 are all good and not in a real particular order, but they’re definitely not as awesome as 1-5. I would consider the top five in this list the definitive cartoons I watch today. Starting off the five best ever is the most charismatic ladies-man in all of cartoon history—in fact, this is one of the best Cartoon Network original series ever. Johnny Bravo lives with his momma in Aron City, but don’t let that fool you, he’s quite the stud. Even though it seems like women can’t stay away from him at first, it becomes clear that he lacks the competence (and sometimes luck) when it comes to winning over the ladies. Johnny’s voice is comparable to Elvis Presley’s, and the ratio of his arm diameter to his leg diameter is probably four to one (what I’m getting at is he has the body of young bodybuilding Arnold Schwarzenegger). With black tinted sunglasses that he never removes and perfect hair even Ron Burgundy would envy, it seems women would love Johnny. He certainly loves them, but over the course of the series, a whole host of situations prevent Johnny from getting the girl in the end. One of his main obstacles in everyday life is the little girl from next door, Little Suzy. Johnny encounters many other entertaining characters besides Little Suzy throughout the series, which ran from 1997 to 2004, and he went on lots of hilarious adventures. One of the best was when Mr. Bravo encountered Mystery Inc. from Scooby-Doo. Many of the writers and directors who worked on this now cult classic TV show went on to greater fame—most notably writer Seth MacFarlane would create Family Guy, American Dad, and The Cleveland Show. Johnny Bravo is as funny now as it was when I was just a kid. I would get up at six a.m. every Saturday morning to catch re-runs. With constant pokes at pop culture and tons of quotable dialogue (most famously his “Whoa Momma!” catchphrase), Johnny Bravo has the dual appeal of both a classic slapstick comedy and a modern social commentary. 

4. Ed, Edd n Eddy
 
Now for a Cartoon Network series even better than Johnny Bravo. I first discovered this show when on vacation way back at the age of five. Being from Canada and a family lacking the funds to subscribe to premium cable channels, I never was able to watch Cartoon Network as a child. Only when on vacation at the end of the nineties did I get a small window of opportunity to glimpse the brilliance of this American channel. Most of the shows were over my head at that time, but one cartoon proved to be so hilarious I went out of my way just to watch it for the entire two weeks of vacation. It wouldn’t be until quite a few years later that Teletoon would begin re-running it on Saturday mornings. I relished this period of childhood, but it wasn’t long before Teletoon removed it from their line up. By the time I found a DVD cartoon collection featuring some of the episodes, my youth had passed, and Ed, Edd and Eddy had become nothing more than a distant memory. So the question loomed: would it be as funny now as it was when I was young? The answer is a resounding yes: this show is absolutely hilarious. It follows three friends who live in a suburban cul-de-sac along with many other neighbourhood kids. There’s Ed, a tall, dimwitted fellow, Edd, an awkward genius, also referred to as Double D, and Eddy, the business-minded leader of the trio. The adventures vary from episode to episode, but their ultimate goal is to obtain the most delicious treat known to child kind: jaw breakers. This series ran for eleven years, and for good reason. It is one of the most reliably funny cartoons I’ve ever seen. The animation is unique, the colours are bright and outrageous, and the voice acting is great. What really stands out is the brand of humour: a potent mix of slapstick, wry wit, and searing sarcasm, all delivered by each of the characters. Ed, Edd n Eddy is an absolute must see for cartoon lovers. 

3. Family Guy

Seth MacFarlane first brought his brand of humour to television in a big way at the turn of the century with FOX’s hit series Family Guy. It follows The Griffin’s, an all American Rhode Island family with more than a few quirks. To quote their diabolical baby Stewie, “We’re an unusual family.” There’s fat father/husband Peter, attractive red head mother/wife Lois, awkward teenager Chris, the family punching bag Meg, talking dog Brian, and of course baby Stewie, whose hatred for his mother is nearly outweighed by his attraction to the same sex. An outrageous cartoon aimed at adults, I have been watching Family Guy since 2003: just a year after it was cancelled for the first time. Teletoon aired season one and two re-runs late at night, and with a TV in my room, there was no one to stop me from watching this show, which was mostly way over my head in terms of the comedy. However, as I got older and began clueing in to the pop culture references and adult humour, it became funnier and funnier, eventually becoming one of my favourite cartoons. Much like Futurama, I prefer the older episodes of Family Guy over the newer ones. Although it was a disappointment to see the show absent for so long (it was cancelled not once but twice), I think it helped that FOX cancelled Family Guy the second time, because it brought aboard new writers, and gave the old writers a chance to take a break and think up some better jokes. Then, when Family Guy returned, it returned with a new creative spark and became funnier than ever. Many people dismiss this series as a Simpson’s copycat, and parents often criticize the mature content. I have to disagree with these opinions entirely. The show and its creators are clever enough to frequently reference these claims and poke fun at them, and what kind of bad show can be cancelled twice, but also be brought back twice and continue to be a staple of pop culture? While it may not be as funny as it once was, Family Guy still remains one of the better modern cartoons left on TV. 

2. Super Friends
 
The cheesiest series ever to come from Hannah-Barbera, this super powered team of superheroes dominated the Saturday morning landscape for most of the seventies. It ran for many years under many titles, and with a various cast of characters. The series I am most familiar with is The All-New Super Friends Hour, from 1977. The best way I can explain the show’s premise and characters is via the show’s introduction, voiced by the greatest and most enthusiastic narrator ever. “Gathered together from the cosmic reaches of the universe, here in this great hall of justice, comes the most powerful forces of good ever assembled! Superman! Batman and Robin! Wonder woman! Aqua Man! And the Wonder Twins Zan and Jayna, with their space monkey, Gleek! Dedicated to truth, justice, and peace, for all mankind! These are, the Super Friends!!!” No other Saturday morning cartoon can compare to the excitement this one instilled with the youth of the time. As someone who was born way after this show aired, I found out about it thanks to Teletoon Retro. The reason I love this show is not because of the excitement, but because of the laughs and general entertainment it brings. The All-New Super Friends Hour is divided into four parts. The first part follows Superman teaming up with another one of the heroes to fight a villain—usually an absurd one. The second part features only the Wonder Twins, who always help out kids and teenagers who get into sticky situations. The third and longest segment of an episode has all of the Super Friends facing off against a more powerful enemy, and the fourth part follows one of the regular team members being joined by a guest star, such as Green Lantern, The Atom, or Samurai. In between the show’s segments are mini games for viewers, such as simplistic word puzzles, idiotic magic tricks, and extremely obvious safety tips. What is usually the most hilarious aspect of the show are the Super Friends’ methods of defeating evil. Wonder Woman’s magic lasso never fails to wrap up a villain, instantly rendering them helpless. Aqua Man’s ability to summon sea life always gets him out of a pickle. Nothing is funnier, however, than the Wonder Twins bringing their power rings together to activate their Wonder Twin powers. Zan can only change into water in one of the three states. For some reason he usually becomes an ice bucket. If not that, he almost always becomes water, which the space monkey Gleek scoops up in a bucket to carry him—this is literally the monkey’s only skill. Jayna can become any animal, but usually becomes an eagle so she can carry Gleek (who’s carrying Zan) and fly them to the people in danger. Because they are the newest team members, they aren’t that experienced, and often screw up. Once, Jayna accidently turned into a tiny garden snake rather than a giant python and the villain escaped. This show is an absolute riot, and I’ve said enough about it, just go and find a cheap copy of one of the seasons on DVD, or check out Teletoon Retro for re-runs. 


1. Looney Tunes

If you are reading this, then I don’t need to explain the essence of Looney Tunes. If you don’t know what the Looney Tunes are all about, then you surely must be from another planet, or have a mental illness. Looney Tunes is so classic and so important that they aren’t even technically classified as cartoons. The official description is “animated comedy short films”. With a rich history and lasting impact on pop culture, Looney Tunes first began way back in the 1930’s. It was at first produced in black and white, in correspondence with Merrie Melodies, which was alternately made in colour. After 1943, both series were produced in colour, and eventually became nearly identical. Both made use of Warner Bros. characters—many of which would go on to become cultural icons. Undoubtedly the most famous is Bugs Bunny, who has been in more cartoons than any cartoon character ever. Looney Tunes shorts only played in theaters at the beginning of feature films up until the 1950’s. As television began to take over during this time, the animated shorts started playing on TV in various formats. This made it even more popular, but many of the cartoons had to be edited, due to their often mature content and the fact that children would be watching the cartoons the most. Even though many of the earlier shorts were never aired (mainly due to extreme racial stereotype that were common during that period), the ones that did still had some racy, extreme, and even questionable material. But that’s what makes them awesome! What other cartoon will show you characters smoking, drinking, shooting each other in the face, falling off cliffs, and sometimes just beating the crap out of everyone in sight? The intention was never to offend anyone, it was to entertain. The Looney Tunes have been around for many decades, and newer shows utilizing these old characters have come and gone. None have been anywhere as successful or memorable as the untouchable original animated shorts from the early 30’s to late 60’s. In the 70’s there were many television specials which mixed old footage with new footage of various Looney Tunes characters, such as Bugs Bunny’s 1001 Rabbit Tales and The Looney, Looney, Looney Bugs Bunny Movie. Most of these were nowhere near as great as the original episodes, and seeing the old footage mixed in with the new only made me want to see the old ones in their entirety again. There have been a few films featuring Looney Tunes characters, such as Space Jam, which mixed live action basketball excitement (including Michael Jordan as himself) and prominent figures ranging from Bugs and Daffy to Tweety and The Tasmanian Devil. It may have been entertaining to little kids (I thought it was great when I was a child) but it fails to be anywhere as funny or classic as anything that came before it. Another somewhat less disappointing film attempt was Looney Tunes: Back in Action. Even though director Joe Dante is a huge Looney Tunes fan and clearly had a handle on the characters, it still wasn’t a satisfying film. I’ve come to accept that no one and nothing will be able to rekindle the laughs and charm of the original Looney Tunes, and I’m alright with that, as long as I always have the original cartoons to fall back on—Sylvester trying to devour Tweety, Elmer Fudd trying to shoot Bugs Bunny between the eyes, or my personal favourite, Wile E. Coyote creating elaborate traps to try and catch the Roadrunner. Whether I’m feeling sick and want to watch something to take my mind off it, depressed and need to be cheered up, or just want some guaranteed quality entertainment, I look no further than Looney Tunes



Transformers image from http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Franchise/TransformersGeneration1?from=Main.TransformersGeneration1

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles image from http://www.watchcartoononline.com/teenage-mutant-ninja-turtles-episode-170-get-shredder

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