Friday, May 9, 2014

C.C.C. Issue #25: Top Ten Best Godzilla Movies



Top Ten Best Godzilla Movies

With the worst now out of the way, it’s time to focus in on the best films the Godzilla series has to offer. He’s been assaulted by the military, rival giant monsters, and natural phenomenon countless times, but these ten in particular proved to be the most memorable and entertaining.

If you like what you see on this list, check out my Brief History of Cinema piece on the entire Godzilla series, which goes into more detail about every film!

Honourable Mention: Destroy all Monsters (1968). It’s a fan favourite, and definitely a good monster movie, but it’s just not in my own top ten. Even though it packs in a mind boggling number of kaiju and ends with a triumphant beat down on King Ghidorah, Destroy All Monsters isn’t entertaining enough throughout to make it into the top ten.

10. Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack (2001)

At number ten is this kaiju sci-fi/fantasy mash up, which retools the origins of three enemies into guardian monsters, and serves as a reintroduction for Godzilla as the villain we originally knew him as. Godzilla is reincarnated by the souls of the soldiers who died in the Pacific War. In the past, he's been a protector of Japan or a force of nature, but this time around he’s brought back as a pure bad guy. And is he ever bad. Big G causes more direct deaths in this film alone than all the other films in the Millennium era combined. He stomps, smashes, and blows up everything in sight. As the title indicates, Mothra and King Ghidorah show up, but they are now earth defenders, destined to protect earth from Godzilla’s wrathful return. A third earth protector who didn’t make it into the title, Baragon, is the first to take on Godzilla. This battle sequence is enough to sustain the wait for Mothra and Ghidorah to show up. The action is terrific, and the special effects are yet another step up from earlier efforts. Godzilla looks bigger and bulkier than in previous Millennium era films, and he has blank white eyes, like he’s possessed. All the other monsters look great—even the ridiculous looking Baragon is improved. For a casual viewer, this monster mash is probably a little out there, but for any Godzilla fan, it’s a breath of fresh air, and a satisfying reboot, even if it's slow to start.

9. Invasion of Astro Monster (1965) A.K.A. Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

Here’s yet another one to feature King Ghidorah. What can I say? The monster makes for one hell of a villain. Here, we have aliens, a battle on another planet, brainwashed monsters, and lots of cheesy action. Aliens take control of Rodan and Godzilla and turn them against earth, making both monsters pure villains once again. It's fun to see them destroy the cityscape and pose as a threat, especially when they had just decided to team up and defend Japan in the previous movie, Ghidorah The Three-Headed Monster. The aliens look silly, and some of the special effects are subpar compared to later films, but for the time, this early Showa era Godzilla adventure was fun and different from what had come before. It was also the first to introduce aliens as the main antagonists, a concept that would be reused many times in future films.

8. Mothra vs. Godzilla (1964), A.K.A. Godzilla vs. The Thing

By the sixties, Godzilla had already been established as a major movie monster, and Toho was well into expanding their horizons with other kaiju films. Mothra, who starred in her own film in 1961, was first pitted against Big G for this versus film, and she has since gone on to be one of Godzilla’s most famous enemies, as well as a popular giant monster outside of the Godzilla films. With Mothra vs. Godzilla being only the fourth Godzilla movie, the vast potential of the series was still in its infancy, but it's still seen as one of the greatest Godzilla movies ever, thanks to the unique match-up of the giant dinosaur and the giant moth. It offers a battle with different dynamics, and makes for an unpredictable brawl, but beyond the fight scenes, there is still satisfying Godzilla destruction. With numerous memorable moments, it’s a great monster rumble, and set the standard yet again for how to make a good Godzilla movie.

7. Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla (1974), A.K.A. Godzilla vs. The Bionic Monster A.K.A. Godzilla vs. The Cosmic Monster

This is the first in a long line of Godzilla movies to do away with childish plot lines and stock footage use, and is one of the best from the first era of films. Space men from the third planet of the black hole, who look like they belong in Planet of the Apes, arrive on earth with their cosmic Godzilla robot to wreak havoc and take on the real king of the monsters. After getting injured, Godzilla gets struck by lightning a bunch of times, as if things aren’t bad enough for him. Luckily, it gives him temporary magnetic powers that come in handy later. Meanwhile, a prophecy is being fulfilled, which tells the human heroes of the movie that it’s time to awaken the lion god King Caesar from hibernation (done so by extensive singing, unfortunately). King Caesar isn’t that impressive of a monster; he looks like a scruffy dog more than a lion, and his roars are recycled from King Kong vs. Godzilla. However, the final battle between Mechagodzilla and Godzilla/King Caesar is hilarious and epic. The effects are cheesy, the monsters are over the top, and it’s awesome.

6. Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah (1991)

One of the most memorable monster movies ever, Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah stands out as a fan favourite, thanks to the successful reinvention of Godzilla’s arch nemesis, and a new take on Godzilla’s origins. Big G is still born of nuclear testing back in the forties, but something that hadn’t been shown until now was the actual dinosaur (called Godzillasaurus) which eventually grew into the towering radiated monster. Godzilla plays multiple roles throughout the movie. In dinosaur form, he is both a villain and a hero back in WWII, attacking the Americans but protecting the Japanese. Then, when he arrives in Japan in modern times in his traditional form, he’s a hero, fighting and defeating King Ghidorah. But after Ghidorah is defeated, he’s a villain, and attacks the city, so Mecha-King Ghidorah is used to defeat him. It’s one of the best uses of Godzilla in relation to the plot that I can think of. Mecha-King Ghidorah is only around for a short time, but he leaves quite the impression nonetheless. It’s a fun time, with great effects, many funny moments, and solid monster battles.

5. King Kong vs. Godzilla (1962)

It’s rare that two such iconic movie characters are brought together in a “versus” movie that turns out to be satisfying. Some people don’t even realize the two most famous kaiju in cinema history got together for a skirmish way back in the sixties. Godzilla thaws out from an ice berg and attacks Japan—nothing different than normal. Kong, on the other hand, gets a large scale makeover. Instead of being 25-60 feet tall like in the American original, now he’s tall enough to look Godzilla right in the eye, thanks to eating a powerful type of berry found on his island home that makes him grow huge. Kong also becomes stronger from electricity; it’s never explained how, and doesn’t need to be. The fights that take place in this movie are some of the best from the earlier Godzilla films, and set a new standard for how giant monster films were done. Staples of a good Godzilla film are all present: the military attacking in futility, Godzilla destroying buildings and blowing up tanks, and of course Godzilla fighting his nemesis. Kong proves to be more than an infatuated chump, and is actually made out to be pretty even against Big G in terms of strength. King Kong vs. Godzilla is a lot of fun, and a classic kaiju brawl. It’s a shame Kong and Big G never got together again for round two during the Showa era.

4. Godzilla vs. Destoroyah (1995)

Perhaps the most emotional Godzilla film since the original, Godzilla vs. Destoroyah is depressing in a different way from Gojira. While Gojira was somber because of Godzilla’s wrath and the devastation he inflicted on poor unsuspecting Japan, Godzilla vs. Destoroyah is sad because it features one of the only times Godzilla ever died. Instead of a heroic death in battle, he not only gets pummelled by the brutal monster Destoroyah, but his heart explodes. Before that happens, though, his body is in meltdown mode, making Godzilla a walking, raging, fire-breathing atomic bomb that could go off any time. He’s more unpredictable and ferocious than ever. Destoroyah also keeps everyone guessing. With multiple forms that culminate into a massive monster from hell, Godzilla barely manages to defeat him, and only does so thanks to his son, Godzilla Junior, helping out. Godzilla Jr. gets killed, and father Godzilla mourns his death before dying himself. It’s not a totally depressing end though, because the nuclear energy that Godzilla’s melting body gives off goes into his son’s dead body, and makes him grow into a new full-grown Godzilla. Even though they didn’t really follow up on this ending with a direct sequel, it was a nice way to let audiences know Godzilla was gone for now, but he would be back with a vengeance one day.


3. Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)

To cap off the third era of Godzilla films, Toho delivered the biggest kaiju adventure ever by bringing back enemies who hadn’t been seen in decades, and pitting them all against Big G in a global monster smack down. It’s like the game Godzilla: Unleashed made into a film. If there’s anything negative that could be said about this movie, it would be that Godzilla doesn’t actually get enough screen time, and there seems to be a greater focus on all the villains over Godzilla himself. Having said that, the filmmakers made the most of Big G when he was on screen, and he kicks some serious ass; it’s like in Giant Monsters All-Out Attack where nothing can stop him and he just doles out beatings and destruction scene after scene, only double that. Some fans may dislike that there are also a lot of human fight scenes throughout the movie, especially in the first half. At first I found this to be a little surprising and almost disappointing, because when you sit down to watch a Godzilla movie, the number one thing you want to see is Godzilla fight another monster, or at least see him destroy a city in spectacular fashion. Now, I’ve come to appreciate the human action scenes slotted in with the giant monster action scenes. In the past, Godzilla movies had scenes of destruction and kaiju fights, but then there were a lot of talking and explanation scenes, which got boring after awhile. This is something different, and it literally makes almost the whole movie one long string of fight scenes. It may be too bat shit crazy for some, but I like that it’s basically a feature length highlight reel and tribute to Godzilla’s past.

2. Godzilla (1954) A.K.A. Gojira

Director Ishiro Honda introduced the world to this now legendary monster, which came from dark, sinister origins. Acting as a metaphor for nuclear destruction, Godzilla first takes out a ship and its crew in a scene very reminiscent of a real-life event. The Lucky Dragon 5, an actual Japanese fishing trawler, was hit by radiation when a nuclear test went awry, resulting in radiation sickness for the entire crew. Godzilla’s full scale attack on Tokyo was designed to resemble the nuclear attacks on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Godzilla’s wave of destruction is deliberate, thorough, and unstoppable. Of all the Godzilla films, this one features not only the most sombre tone, but some of the most memorable characters, including Dr. Serizawa, Emiko, and Ogata. As the series progressed, Godzilla became more and more unstoppable, and was only officially killed a couple of times. It’s easy to forget the original Godzilla monster was killed in the original film by Serizawa. He develops the Oxygen Destroyer, one of the only weapons that ever successfully killed the giant radioactive monster. So tormented by the knowledge of this super-weapon, Serizawa ensures no one else will ever learn how to make it, and pays the ultimate price. Even though it’s not as fun as the Godzilla movies that were to come, Gojira is the most important film from the entire franchise, and is a must see giant monster movie. 

1. Godzilla 2000 (1999)

When I originally decided to rank my ten favourite Godzilla movies, I had the preconceived idea that Gojira would be number one without a doubt. Usually it gets all the credit as the best Godzilla movie. Does it deserve it? Of course it does, so why is it not my number one? As great as it is, Godzilla 2000 gets top honours on my list, because it has been my personal favourite Godzilla movie for the longest. A lot of Godzilla fans may sight any number of the films I have on this list as their number one, and I think everyone has a personal connection to one of the Godzilla films as their ultimate favourite for various reasons. For me, Godzilla 2000 was the first Toho produced Godzilla film I ever saw. It blew my mind as a kid, and even now I am thoroughly entertained by it. Godzilla was redesigned for this reboot, and he looks awesome. His dorsal spines, teeth, and atomic breath are all enhanced, as are the miniature cities that take the brunt of his wrath. The plot is not particularly original, but I actually like it for that reason: it’s a classic Godzilla story, but with enough new ideas that it isn’t a rehash. While the Godzilla Prediction Network monitors Big G’s activity, scientists discover an ancient meteor at the bottom of the ocean. It turns out to be an alien spacecraft lodged in rock, with a hostile creature aboard which must first adapt to earth’s atmosphere before trying to take over the planet. The alien ship is powered by sunlight, so it flies into the city and lands on a building, where it remains unmovable for a chunk of the movie. Not until the final act does the ship extract some of Godzilla’s cells and take on a living form. The monster is called Orga, and he’s one of the coolest villains ever to take on Big G. They have an epic battle filled with punching, smashing, atomic breath, and all the hallmarks of a great giant monster battle. Godzilla seems to give up at the end by allowing Orga to open his jaws like a snake—wide enough to fit over Godzilla—and try to eat him. Godzilla blows him to bits with his atomic breath and lets out a drawn out, victorious roar. It has the usual cheesiness, it's a bit tongue in cheek, having really only been made because of the atrocious 1998 American version, and it's over the top, but it’s also a harrowing adventure filled with everything that makes Godzilla great.

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