Monday, December 28, 2015

2015 Movies: The Year in Review





2015 Movies: The Year in Review

This year, instead of just doing a top ten best of the year, I’m going to break down the entire year by month and look at the movies that stand out from each, whether good or bad or surprising or disappointing. Let’s begin!



JANUARY


While there were some carry overs from 2014 that received limited releases in order to qualify for last year’s Oscars, generally speaking, January was another abysmal month, proving once again why it’s often considered the dumping ground of the year. The big stand out was American Sniper, which built up a lot of buzz in December, then opened wide and broke all January records. As far as new movies go, pathetic attempts at horror flicks like Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death and just plain bogus movies like Mortdecai, another dud on Johnny Depp’s resume (more on him in September), as well as The Loft, Blackhat, The Boy Next Door, and the much-loathed threequel Taken 3 (A.K.A Tak3n). The gem amongst all the turds was Paddington, which had already opened in the UK, but had its wide release in America on January 16th, and while I have yet to still see it, I’ve heard nothing but great things about it.


FEBRUARY


Once again, another disappointing month of mostly nothingness, save for one highlight. The long-delayed Jupiter Ascending from the Wachowskis will surely be among many top ten worst of the year lists, the Jeff Bridges-led fantasy adventure Seventh Son was almost completely forgotten, and another shoddy horror flick, The Lazarus Effect (featuring a surprisingly talented cast including Olivia Wilde and Donald Glover), came and went. The biggest opening from a financial standpoint was the long-awaited book-to-screen adaptation of the Twilight fanfiction Fifty Shades of Grey, which raked in millions of undeserving dollars despite horrendous reviews that were forecasted long ago. A few films that weren’t huge hits but did turn out better than many were expecting include the sports drama MacFarland U.S.A, the heist thriller Focus, and the return of SpongeBob SquarePants, and while SpongeBob carried over into March with pretty good reviews and did well at the box office, the big hit of February was Kingsman: The Secret Service, the Matthew Vaughn-directed graphic novel adaptation that received plenty of praise from critics and was a juggernaut that remained in the top ten for many weeks.


MARCH


The third month of 2015 rolled up and along with it, one of my most anticipated of the year, Chappie, from the director of District 9 and Elysium. I was looking forward to checking this one out with some friends, but then the bad news hit: Chappie was crappy, said the critics. I literally heard nothing but bad reviews; it seemed no one had a good thing to say about it, and as a result, nobody I knew wanted to see it any longer, so I skipped it, and have still yet to check it out. Most of the March movies weren’t in my realm of interest, but Disney’s live-action retelling of Cinderella was a hit with critics and audiences alike, making me even more excited for next year’s Jungle Book (which I thought was coming out this year when I did my most anticipated of 2015 last December). The second installment in the Divergent series also did well, and Liam Neeson made a slight recovery from Taken 3 with another action flick, Run All Night, which I still haven’t checked out but probably will once it comes on Netflix. The throwback to 80’s slasher flicks It Follows received a limited release, and while I liked it for the most part, I think critics overpraised it.


APRIL


Just like last year with Captain America: The Winter Soldier, summer started in April once again (it’ll start even earlier next year with Batman v. Superman in March) and Furious 7, which was delayed because of Paul Walker’s untimely death in 2013, opened huge, beating the April opening record set in 2014 by The Winter Soldier. While everyone seemed to agree it wasn’t quite as good as the previous two installments, it still offered lots of high octane action and retired Paul Walker’s character in an emotional and appropriate way. The rest of the month didn’t have any big openers, with features like The Age of Adaline and Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 barely making any waves. A limited release film that I had seen a trailer for a couple months earlier and heard nothing but positive things about was Ex Machina, which seemed like it might end up being another It Follows, where it gets an overwhelmingly positive critical response, but doesn’t turn out to be all that great. I was glad to discover Ex Machina really was that great, and is still one of my favourites of the year.


MAY


The first official month of the summer movie season opened with one of the most anticipated sequels amid a year of many anticipated sequels, and that was Avengers: Age of Ultron. It turned out expectations were a little too high for Joss Whedon’s follow-up to his mega-hit from 2012. While still a funny and action-packed superhero flick, it didn’t seem to fulfill the promises of furthering the characters like The Winter Soldier did or deliver on the villain of Ultron being the next Loki. While it still made tons of money, it wasn’t near the level of the original’s success. 

But then, a couple weeks later, another sequel came out, a sequel to a film series I was not familiar with when 2015 began. I saw a trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road sometime in January or February, and it looked intriguing enough to make me go out and buy the original three Mad Max movies and watch them before going to see Fury Road. I was not expecting the level of awesome that it delivered. While it couldn’t beat out Pitch Perfect 2 at the box office, it still did well enough to be considered successful financially, but with an astounding critical response (currently holding a 97 % on Rotten Tomatoes), it seems to be in just about everyone’s top ten for the year. 

On the opposite end of the spectrum, some disappointments from May include Tomorrowland, Hot Pursuit, and (not that anyone was expecting much) the Poltergeist remake. San Andreas, a disaster movie starring The Rock, didn’t get much critical love, but held its own during this busy time of exceptional action movies.


JUNE


June kicked things off with the Entourage movie, following up the show, which I haven’t watched, so I had no interest in it, but it sounds like fans of the show enjoyed it. The third installment in the Insidious franchise continued its streak of success, and Spy, the Melissa McCarthy action-comedy directed by Bridesmaids director Paul Feig, also did very well, and is among the very few good comedies of the year (opening at the end of June was Ted 2, which didn’t do nearly as well as the first Ted, though many have said it’s as funny if not funnier than the original. I have yet to see it). 

Back from extinction was Jurassic World, which was on my most anticipated of the year, but it was also the one I was most nervous about, because I’m such a humungous fan of Jurassic Park, and many of the things I had seen in the trailers looked pretty lousy. I was very pleased with how Jurassic World turned out, but probably not as pleased as Universal Studios was when it broke the opening weekend record and climbed to the number three position of highest-grossing films. While not a particularly brilliant sequel, it was still fun and paid homage to the original, and obviously pleased many other fans as well. 

While Jurassic World crushed in its first week, opening alongside it was Pixar’s Inside Out, which almost got overshadowed by the returning dinos, but Inside Out also broke a record: becoming the highest-opening original movie (not a sequel or remake or based on a book) of all-time. It has also been hailed as Pixar’s best in years.


JULY


Another attempt at a franchise resurgence was Terminator Genisys, also among my most anticipated of the year, but unlike Jurassic World, Genisys failed to please the masses. Though it has a few supporters, fans generally found it was a weak attempt to bring Schwarzenegger back into the story, and the time travel elements made it so convoluted, it quit making sense altogether by the end. While it did poorly in America, overseas it brought in more revenue and eventually broke even, though I doubt the studios’ plans for a trilogy are going to remain the same after the cold reaction to the latest installment. I was among those who disliked it, and it seems obvious to me that this once-proud franchise should just stay dead, rather than on life support. 

On the bright side, the Steven Spielberg classic Jaws celebrated its 40th anniversary this year by being re-released in select theaters, and I was lucky enough to catch a screening of it at my local cinema. Jaws is among my top ten favourite movies of all-time, and it’s been on my list of movies I’ve wanted to see at a theater for a long time. Though it’s probably the 15th time or more I’ve seen it, it was the best viewing of all. 

2015 wasn’t a great year for animated films, and the spinoff Minions ended up being a disappointment for most people over the age of ten, but it didn’t stop the movie from making a killing over the summer and helping contribute to Universal’s one-of-a-kind successful year. Family films in general had a tough time competing against Jurassic World, which dominated the month of June and continued to do huge business for the rest of the summer. Pixels, Adam Sandler’s 80’s-arcade-alien-invasion-action-comedy (say that ten times fast) flopped, and the other two comedy offerings for the month were the Vacation reboot, which failed to satisfy fans of the Chevy Chase originals, and Trainwreck, which actually did very well and launched Amy Schumer to a new level of stardom. 

Marvel’s Ant-Man seemed poised to fail, with the general disappointment of Age of Ultron in May and the turmoil of original writer/director Edgar Wright leaving the project just over a year earlier, and the sudden takeover by lesser known director Peyton Reid. But much to everyone’s surprise and enjoyment, Ant-Man turned out to be among the funniest superhero movies yet, and while I didn’t totally love it, nor did I find it as original as some, it still did well critically and financially—much better than a movie called Ant-Man could have ended up. 

And finally in July, the heart of the summer movie season, we got the fifth installment in the Tom Cruise-led Mission: Impossible series, which was originally supposed to come out in December, but somehow, was moved up a whole five months, which is almost unheard of—usually blockbusters like that get delayed. As it turned out, Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation was another tremendous hit for the franchise—matching the critical reception of Cruise’s previous summer flick, Edge of Tomorrow, but doing much better financially—and continued to be among the top earning movies for the following month.


AUGUST


As opposed to the successful earlier half of summer, the latter half was not quite so bright. The month got a rocky start with the release of Fantastic Four (A.K.A Fant4stic), Fox’s attempt to reboot Marvel’s first superhero family, but lo and behold, it tanked harder than anyone was expecting, outright bombing at the box office and being loathed by critics even more than the previous iterations. A lower profile thriller by Joel Edgerton, The Gift, came out to much critical acclaim the same weekend—another hit for Blumhouse productions. Blumhouse also released Sinister 2 a couple weeks later, and while it was panned by critics, it still made money thanks to a low budget, marking another success for the production company. The Man From U.N.C.L.E didn’t make much of a splash, but along with Mission: Impossible, hung on through the month in the top ten. The N.W.A hip hop biopic Straight Outta Compton had a huge opening, marking the biggest opening weekend for a musically-based biopic, and becoming another big hit for Universal, making it one of the few new releases in August to do well. Some big bombs include the stoner action flick American Ultra, the feeble attempt to reboot the Hitman franchise with Hitman: Agent 47, and We Are Your Friends, with Zac Efron. No, Zac, we are not your friends.


SEPTEMBER


The beginning of fall saw the release of a few stragglers from the summer and the beginning of award season material. The Transporter Refuelled failed to refuel the Transporter franchise, being given so-bad-its-good status by some critics. M. Night Shyamalan’s The Visit, which was being watched closely by film fans because it seemed like it might be the director’s return to form, became a considerable success, and continued to do business into October thanks to its horror-comedy combo. While it wasn’t viewed as a fantastic film, the general consensus seems to be it is far superior to anything Shyamalan has done in the past decade. Johnny Depp actually turned in a great performance for a change in Black Mass, and while the film wasn’t beloved, Depp was lauded for portraying the mob boss Whitey Bolger, and it was considered a return to form for the actor. The mountain climbing adventure Everest opened huge in IMAX, but didn’t have as successful of a run in standard theaters. Hotel Transylvania 2 did much better than Adam Sandler’s earlier summer release Pixels, and like The Visit, continued to do well into October. Sicario was one of the first films to attract serious Oscar buzz, for directing (Denis Villeneuve) acting (Emily Blunt, Benicio Del Toro) and cinematography (Roger Deakins). I missed seeing it, but plan to A.S.A.P, along with Black Mass.


OCTOBER


Things started strong with The Martian opening to unprecedented critical acclaim and big box office bucks. I overlooked this movie when constructing my top ten most anticipated of the year, actually forgetting that it was due for release in 2015, and though the trailer seemed to give away most of the movie, it still turned out better than I was expecting—a funny, exciting, convincing, and entertaining story all around. 

The following week didn’t have as strong of a showing. The Walk expanded from just IMAX to all theaters, but like Everest, failed to capture the same success it had with just the IMAX release. I wanted to see this one in 3D, because it apparently has some of the best 3D in a long time, but the story of how a guy walked between the world trade center buildings didn’t seem to entice that many people, as evidenced by its box office. The Peter Pan origin story Pan was panned by critics, and was another of the year’s biggest bombs. Another film not many people saw but is being heavily considered for awards is Steve Jobs, which had had a successful limited run prior to its wide release, but not a lot of people ended up seeing it. The Martian instead continued its successful run, retaining the top spot at the box office for a second weekend.

Week three had a strange mix of movies, with the Steven Spielberg-directed cold war drama Bridge of Spies, the Guillermo del Toro-directed gothic romance Crimson Peak, and the family friendly Goosebumps, based on the popular children’s book series. I had no hope for Goosebumps, but surprisingly, it did pretty well and most critics saw it for what it was: a fun kids movie with some stuff for the parents in there, too. Bridge of Spies became another awards contender, and Crimson Peak, which was in my top ten most anticipated of the year, disappointed both critically and financially. While I didn’t think it was terrible, it definitely wasn’t what I was hoping it would be, and it seemed to split viewer’s opinions, some calling it brilliant, others calling it terrible. I thought there was a lot of dumb stuff and a lot of boring parts, but the ending picked up, the acting was pretty good, and the production design was great. It was definitely a mixed bag, and the marketing didn’t help, leaving people confused, and it ultimately didn’t do much at the box office. Once again, The Martian came out on top. 

Another of my all-time favourite movies celebrated an anniversary, and a truly unique event: the future date Marty McFly and Doc Brown travelled to in Back to the Future Part II, October 21st, 2015, came to pass! I got a chance to see “Back to the Future: The Fan Event”, and experience all three movies back-to-back-to-back, surely going down as one of the best theater experiences of my life. 

The rest of October didn’t feature any new releases that interested me. The only thing I found noteworthy was how extremely bad Jem and the Holograms did. The supposedly final entry in the Paranormal Activity series happened (I hated the first and haven’t watched any others) but from the sounds of all the hilariously upset reviews I saw/read, it should remain the final one. In the end, The Martian won the Halloween month.


NOVEMBER


The month before the release of the most anticipated movie of the year offered enough to keep everyone entertained before its big release. One of the biggest surprises was The Peanuts Movie, which kept true to the Peanuts everyone knew, but successfully converted it to 3D animation and made it accessible to a new generation. While I missed out on seeing it at the theater, I will definitely be checking it out on blu ray. Opening alongside it was the latest James Bond adventure Spectre, which ended up disappointing fans of the franchise, failing to live up to the previous entry Skyfall or the first of the Daniel Craig Bond’s, Casino Royale. It wasn’t downright loathed like Quantum of Solace and still opened big, but it was definitely considered a step down, and might be the last outing for Craig as 007. The Hunger Games franchise came to a close, though didn’t bring in the same heaps of dough like the previous entries, and was considered “a flop”, because y’know, 600 million is not that great apparently. 

Seth Rogen and co. delivered the stoner Christmas comedy The Night Before, which I wanted to see but missed, and from what I heard it was a fun holiday-themed flick, but nothing too special. Pixar released The Good Dinosaur, their second film this year, and while kids enjoyed it, adults didn’t express the same sort of emotional reaction they had to Inside Out. Opening alongside it was Victor Frankenstein, screenwriter Max Landis’ second bomb of the year (first being American Ultra), but the real champ of the month was Creed, the seventh movie in the Rocky franchise that spun off from the original series to tell the story of Apollo Creed’s son, who trains with Rocky Balboa. Viewers not familiar with the original Rocky movies had no trouble getting into this new story, and fans of the originals were thrilled to see Sylvester Stallone return, arguably better than he’s ever been. I had hope Creed would turn out alright, but I wasn’t expecting it to be as great as it ended up being. It easily became one of my top five faves of the year.


DECEMBER


A movie that came on my radar after rave reviews of footage screened at Comicon was Krampus, a holiday horror a la Gremlins that harkened back to 80’s movies and offered practical effects rather than lame cgi. While it didn’t quite live up to my expectations, Krampus ended up being a lot of fun, and the reception in general was considerably more positive than nearly every other horror movie from this year. I don’t usually say this, but I actually hope it gets a sequel and becomes an established franchise, because horror fans need a good series like Friday the 13th or Nightmare on Elm Street, not like a pathetic Saw or Paranormal Activity series. 

A movie I had been hoping to see in March was In the Heart of the Sea, telling the true story that inspired Moby Dick, but it was delayed to December only a couple weeks before its original release date. It had been in my top ten most anticipated, and the delay had seemed like a strategy to make it more of an awards contender, but despite excellent-looking trailers, it ended up getting mixed-to-negative reviews. I still might go check it out at the theater, though my excitement for the movie has dwindled.

After a year of ups and downs, the big moment came, the long wait was over, and fans came out in droves to the theaters, lining up around the blocks for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, the seventh installment in the Star Wars saga, the movie more eagerly anticipated than any other this year. Not only did it shatter the opening weekend record set in June by Jurassic World, it is continuing to demolish record after record even as I write this. Not only is it on the way to dethroning Avatar as the highest earning movie ever, it actually deserves it, because The Force Awakens lived up to all the hype and turned out excellent. You can read my spoiler-free review and spoiler analysis on the previous page of my blog.

2015 certainly went out with a bang, but a couple of my other most anticipated for the year snuck in with limited releases: Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight, and The Revenant, starring Leonardo DiCaprio and directed by Alejandro Iñárritu, director of last year’s Best Picture winner Birdman (both are being viewed as serious award contenders). Some other flicks opened over Christmas, such as the football drama Concussion and the Point Break remake no one wanted, but nothing could dethrone Star Wars as the king of the box office. Oh yeah, and they made another Alvin and the Chipmunks, apparently. 

That about wraps up 2015 at the movies! Tune in again soon to see my look ahead to 2016, as well as my top ten most anticipated of 2016 and my top five favourite movies of 2015! 

Saturday, December 19, 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens SPOILER ANALYSIS






Star Wars: The Force Awakens SPOILER ANALYSIS



Last warning: SPOILERS FOR STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS AHEAD! 

If you have NOT seen the movie, don't read this! Check out my spoiler-free review instead!

I’ve noticed the trend of spoiler-free reviews for The Force Awakens being pretty average length or even shorter than usual, but the spoiler reviews have been super long, and I totally understand why. Because so much of the movie was kept under wraps, it’s hard to talk about it without feeling like you’re giving important stuff away (not to mention, what some people consider a “spoiler” others might view as common knowledge). Anyway, time to get on with my analysis, which will be based on my latest top ten lists, things I wanted to see in The Force Awakens and things I didn’t want to see. Check them out if you haven’t, then return here to see how it held up, otherwise, let’s punch it! One last warning for SPOILERS AHEAD!


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Some type of new opening?

Usually the theater shows a little animation thing saying “FEATURE PRESENTATION” or something like that, then the movie starts. But not this time! I was actually caught off guard as the Lucasfilm logo popped on screen in silence for half a second, then it faded right in to the classic blue text “A Long Time Ago, In A Galaxy Far, Far Away…” and then BOOM! STAR WARS! I totally fist-pumped at this moment. Not only was the opening exactly like it should have been, the first line of the first paragraph was the perfect way to begin, and the entire title crawl was an excellent recap—precisely what the title crawl was meant for in the first place. I knew right away I was in for something great. 

At least half-a-dozen lens flares?

Honestly, I was shocked how few there were! It almost didn’t feel like a J.J. Abrams movie at times! There were still at least half-a-dozen though, so I was happy. 

An Appearance by Anakin Skywalker?

Hah! Thankfully no, he was nowhere to be seen. No force ghosts at all, actually. I only caught two references to the prequels, the one mention of the Sith, and Kylo Ren offhandedly saying something about maybe they should bring in a clone army. Two minor references that were perfectly done.

Aliens that look like dinosaurs?

I’m a little mixed about the creatures, but mostly pleased. The creatures that attack the pirates were very interesting, but they didn’t scream classic Star Wars to me. It wasn’t that the cgi was bad, but something about them just didn’t look like they fit. They looked like something out of one of Abrams’ Star Trek movies. But they were minor. The creatures briefly seen on Jakku were pretty good—I especially liked the weird mechanical rhino-type thing in the desert and the giant pig beastie drinking from the watering hole. But generally speaking, there weren’t enough dinosaur-type creatures for my liking, though I did like most of the designs. As for the character of Maz Kanata, I’m also torn. The motion capture was good, the cgi was good, the voiceover was excellent, and the character design was simple but great. And yet, it still looked very cgi. Perhaps it was because she was so inhuman, but something about her just didn’t quite mesh with the aesthetics of the rest of the scene (probably because everything else around her was a puppet/practical). There were actually more humans in the movie than I expected—I think there were more humans than aliens/robots—but I was more than okay with that, and I look forward to more aliens in Episode VIII.

A new Sith Lord?

I’ll just talk about all of the villains under this heading, because they all need to be addressed. First up: I was totally wrong on Max von Sydow’s character. Was he a bad guy? A good guy? Doesn’t really matter, because Kylo Ren cut him down in no time flat, and that brings me to...

Villain #1: Kylo Ren. What a GREAT villain! I was totally expecting him to just be a Darth Vader wannabe, and as Rey says, he’s concerned he won’t be as powerful as Darth Vader (and no, he won’t be), and that’s what was fascinating about him. He wasn’t like Vader. Kylo Ren is Ben Solo, he’s an actual human, with human emotion and everything! Darth Vader: has his religion insulted, casually force chokes the guy. Kylo Ren: finds out prisoner escapes, goes psycho and chops a computer up with his lightsabre. Totally different, and way less of a force master. We didn’t get much about the Knights of Ren, but I’m guessing we will in Episode VIII, and we didn’t really need to. Kylo Ren was very well set up, and my favourite aspect of his character was his temptation to leave the dark side and go to the light side! That is such a simple but brilliant twist on something we’ve seen before, I loved it! 

Villain #2: Supreme Leader Snoke. I’m so glad Kylo Ren was the primary antagonist, but clearly not the most powerful villain out there. When Snoke first came on screen, my reaction was: “Oh SHIT, he’s HUGE!” and I thought that was awesome, but now I hear he might actually not be, and it was just his projection that was huge, which is okay I guess, especially if he’s going to fight Luke or Rey in the future, but I liked it when he seemed huge. I was also relieved that he was just a hologram because the cgi looked very artificial, but I’m also wondering if this is like the problem with Maz Kanata. Somehow the motion capture just doesn’t look like it fits. It looks like motion capture, which is completely contrary to Andy Serkis in the Planet of the Apes movies, where he actually looks like a real ape. Again, this could just be because of the alien factor and not being something we’re familiar with. Anyway, Andy Serkis gave Snoke plenty of character just in his brief screen time, both in voice and expression, and I can’t wait to see more of him (also, I sort of expected him to be more alien-looking, I was surprised he was actually closer to human, though he was a little obscured and hard to see clearly, and his scars were sweet). 

Villain #3: Captain Phazma. Honestly, I’m disappointed she didn’t get more screen time. BUT, she has a great look, and again, I can’t wait to see her do something in the future (assuming she didn’t get killed in the trash compacter/Starkiller Base explosion). 

Villain #4: General Hux. This guy is the perfect douchebag young general type, a nice contrast with the elderly General Tarkin, and unlike Tarkin, he survived the Starkiller base explosion (as far as I know), so hopefully he returns as well. All in all, the villains were excellent, and well handled, leading me to my next point…

Kylo Ren killed off?

It was close. I was super concerned. Strangely, as I was rooting for Rey to win the lightsabre battle, I was also rooting for Kylo Ren to live, because here is this fantastic villain, well set up, full of potential, who just killed Han Solo, so he’s achieved full asshole status, and to kill him would be a huge fail. Kylo Ren gets brutally slashed by Rey, scarred across his face, then that trench opens between them, and I fist-pumped once again. It was PERFECT. I should’ve had more faith in Abrams’ and company. Of course they wouldn’t pull a Marvel and kill their brand-new villain! I’m super glad they did what they did, it couldn’t have been better. Speaking of lightsabre battles…

An awesome lightsabre duel?

Absolutely. This was a raw, fierce, emotionally-fuelled skirmish that was worth the price of admission alone. It didn’t have crazy flips and high speed swinging of the sabres and a crazy cgi environment, and it didn’t need any of that. It was fantastic, but at first, I wasn’t sure I could buy that Finn and Rey would have such skills with a lightsabre when they had never used one before, but the more I thought about it, the more it made sense, and that is awesome. 

A character “dies”, but is alive again by the end?

Nope, didn’t happen, thankfully. Again, they didn’t pull a Marvel. 

“I have a bad feeling about this.”?

YES! Han said it! But a huge grin didn’t break out across my face. Because I already had a grin on my face, basically the entire length of the movie. Until…

Han Solo as a Force user?

Neither Leia nor Han appeared to be full-on force users. They weren’t exactly the same Han Solo and Princess Leia we saw 30 years ago, but Han Solo was still the Han Solo we knew and loved, and that’s why what happened hurt so much…

An important character dies?

About ten minutes after it happened, I was totally into the other stuff that was going on, and then I took a moment to stop and think, and thought: “Holy shit, Han Solo just died. Oh. My. God.” The second he turned to walk onto that bridge to face his son, I thought, “Oh no, he’s done.” And the tension built and built and it seemed like maybe he would get through to Kylo Ren and maybe he wouldn’t kill him, and then BLAMO! Lightsabre through the chest, and when it cut to Chewbacca crying out, that’s when it got real. He’s dead. Gone. What a way to go. Some fans feel his death didn’t pack the emotional punch it should have, but I totally disagree. Not only was this legendary character killed, he was killed by his own son, who turned to the dark side, and it was Leia who told him to try and talk to him! It was shocking, but at the same time, it worked for the story, it wasn’t just to be shocking, plus, Harrison Ford has always wanted Han Solo to die, so now he’s happy, many fans are in outrage, and it is madness! I didn’t think Disney would have the balls to kill off an original character, but of all the characters to kill, that one made the most sense for this story, so I can’t say I’m really pissed off. What I am concerned about, is how there can be Chewbacca without Han Solo. Is he going to die next? I don’t think Rey or Finn or anyone else can replace Han Solo as Chewbacca’s new buddy. We will see what becomes of the grieving Wookiee in 1.5 years. 

Chewbacca pulls someone’s arms off?
 
Yeah, he should do this, to Kylo Ren. Then beat him with his own limbs. Then pull his spinal column out and mount his skull in a trophy case like a Predator. Too much? Yeah, too much. But I still didn’t get to see him do the arm pull thing to anyone, and I still want to see it. 

R2D2 and BB8 interact?

Another frown-worthy element of The Force Awakens was that R2D2 was powered down, ever since his master, Luke Skywalker, disappeared. Poor Artoo! But then, somehow, some way, R2D2 came BACK at the end! Unfortunately, he and BB8 didn’t have much interaction. I expected C3PO and R2D2 to barely be in the movie, so I wasn’t too surprised, and I doubt it’ll happen at all, but there’s still a chance, especially because BB8 is now an instant classic of a character (the thumbs up with the lighter was simply put, hilarious). 

Something huge make an even huger explosion?

The explosions did not disappoint. What was mildly odd was when the Starkiller base blew up like three planets at once, and no one really expressed much upset about it. Which planets were those? Who lived on them? What? It’s a small point that a lot of people are complaining about, and I get why, but I didn’t think much of it. It felt like an obligatory thing to have the base show what it was capable of, a la the Death Star blowing up Alderaan. But I loved the explosions just the same!

A Stormtrooper actually hits someone with a blaster?

Wow. Yes. Someone actually trained these guys. They actually seemed to know what they were doing. Sure, many, many, many of them failed to hit anything and were brutally killed, but at least some of them did more than hit their heads on low doorways or fall off ledges without railings (although side note: they still don’t have bridges with railings? If they did Han Solo’s dead body wouldn’t have plummeted into nothingness, but that might’ve been more upsetting, so maybe it’s good there are still a lack of railings). 

A severe cliff hanger? A super lame intro for Luke Skywalker? 

In my spoiler free review, I mentioned the ending being something I didn’t like. I didn’t straight up dislike it, and I get why they did the ending that they did. Right from the opening title crawl, it was obvious there would be a huge absence of Luke Skywalker, which was fine by me. But then the ending of the movie happens. The fight between Kylo Ren and Rey ends, Rey returns to the Resistance base, Finn goes to med bay, and the movie reaches a logical conclusion. Great! I’m sad it’s over but that was fantastic. BUT THEN, Rey finds out where Luke is (the first known Jedi temple? I think?), goes to the planet, climbs up a mountain, and there he is at the top in his robe, and he turns to her, and she holds out the lightsabre, and they don’t say anything (if this was George Lucas directing one of them would probably scream “NO!”) and then the movie ends! WHAT?! 

It’s a cliff hanger, yes, but is it severe? Kinda. It ain’t no Empire Strikes Back cliff hanger, that’s for sure. Many fans are angry they didn’t get enough Luke in The Force Awakens, but we were never promised him. What we were promised was a good reason for all the secrecy surrounding him, so I was expecting an epic reveal, and I totally thought he would show up during the Rey-Kylo Ren lightsabre duel (looking back, glad he didn’t), but instead, it almost felt like an additional ending tacked on to set up Episode VIII. Don’t get me wrong, I think it was a pretty awesome and worthwhile reveal to get to Luke, but it felt more like how Episode VIII should have opened, and the whole getting the location and getting to the planet and getting up those steps to the mountain top felt pretty rushed. Hopefully Episode VIII picks up pretty close to where Episode VII ends, because you’ve got a lot of explaining to do, Rian Johnson! (side note: what if J.J. Abrams was like, “I don’t know what to do with Luke! He’s such an iconic character, I couldn’t possibly do him justice! Hmmm, how about he’s missing? Yeah! Then he doesn’t even have to be in the movie! And I’ll just direct this one movie, then let someone else take care of him!” I’m sure that’s not what happened, but that’d be funny)

A story about revenge?

No, not really! Maybe in the big picture Supreme Leader Snoke is trying to get revenge for something that happened in the past, but at the core of this story, it really was not about revenge, and that made me very pleased. 

An overabundance of references to the original trilogy?

In my things I didn’t want to see list, I made a few specific allusions to things I didn’t need to see referenced, and one of them was the alien hologram chess game. When I saw that, yes, I thought it was a bit much, but as my cousin pointed out, it was the counteracting move C3PO made in A New Hope, which was kind of cool. Generally speaking, this movie was being fuelled by nostalgia, and in my spoiler-free review, I mentioned another movie that came out this year that was fuelled by nostalgia: Jurassic World. Jurassic World relied on nostalgia quite a lot, but thankfully, The Force Awakens had much more than just stuff from the previous movies (contrary to all those complainers, which I’ll get to last). It actually had a good story and new characters that were likable and relatable and believable, and even without any tiny references to the original trilogy, it still would’ve been great. But, the references that were chosen were mostly good. I’d give it a 9/10 on the references aspect of the movie; some great ones, some clever ones, but a couple too many, for my liking. 

The same thing I’ve already seen?

Ok, time to get real here. The Force Awakens has a lot of similar elements to A New Hope. Not just a few subtle nods, the major thing everyone is focusing on is this: in Episode IV, the rebels were trying to destroy the Death Star. In Episode VII, the resistance is trying to destroy the Starkiller Base. Just because of that, everyone is already complaining saying “It’s the same as A New Hope! It sucks!” 

STFU. 

Nothing could ever please everyone! I completely understand why J.J. Abrams didn’t make The Force Awakens a brand-new never-before-seen story, because how could he have and still pleased as many fans as he did? It just wasn’t feasible! The introduction of the Falcon, then of Han Solo and Chewie, then of Princess Leia, then of C3PO, then of R2D2, then Ackbar, and all the things from the original trilogy, came in effective increments. It worked within the story. The only part of the story I thought could’ve been better was the Starkiller base. Having another super weapon didn’t bother me, especially with how meta it became when Han Solo was so casual about it, saying it’s just another death star and asking how to blow it up. But, what would’ve been better is if their mission was to disable the weapon part of it, instead of outright destroy it. If they had destroyed the main weapon, it would’ve been the equivalent of destroying it, without needing to do that exact same thing again, but still saving the day, but also leaving it there for sequel potential. The problem now is, what is the First Order going to do from here? Are they going to build another? That’ll basically be Death Star #4. For some, the second Death Star in Return of the Jedi was one Death Star too many. For many more, Starkiller base in The Force Awakens will be one Death Star too many. If they do another in Episode XI (following the formula of the original trilogy), that’s going to probably be the last straw for the majority of fans. It’s definitely a concern, but time to focus back in on The Force Awakens.

Take Starkiller base out of the equation, and what do you have that’s SO similar to A New Hope? Possible argument: Well, it’s about a loner character living on a desert planet, just like Luke. Sure, the desert planet part is the same, but Rey doesn’t want to go on adventures and leave her home planet, she doesn’t initially want to learn the ways of the force (which she thinks is a mythic thing), she is self-sufficient and doesn’t need anyone to help her. Luke needed Han Solo and Obi Wan. Rey didn’t need Han Solo at all. Yes, she needs Luke to train her in the ways of the force, but it’s not like Luke learning the force. He had zero skills until Obi Wan began training him. Rey figured out Jedi mind tricks and moving things and handled a lightsabre with grace and skill all BEFORE even meeting Luke! 

The intricacies of the plot are not an imitation of A New Hope. They are similar, yes, in many ways, but remember, this is a sequel to a movie that came out thirty years ago! Last time I checked, that’s a hell of a long gap between sequels. There was so much to do, so much setup needed, so much fan service needed, I’m shocked it turned out as fantastic as it did, especially with the disappointment of Avengers: Age of Ultron earlier this year, which was everyone’s number two most anticipated of 2015, with Star Wars being number one. 

I could keep going on and on about this point, but I’m going to wrap this thing up. Did I see the same thing I’ve seen before? Yes. A non-fan would say “you’ve seen one Star Wars, you’ve seen them all.” Sure. Whatever. But this fan is satisfied with seeing the same thing he’s seen before, but not the EXACT same thing. I specifically said, and I quote myself, “…hopefully they don’t sacrifice the quality of the storytelling just to make money.” They certainly did not, and that makes me very happy.