Sunday, January 21, 2018

Top 10 2017 Movie Scenes: C.C.C. Issue #73




Top Ten Best Movie Scenes in 2017




I already recounted my ten favourite movies of the year, but before we leave 2017 behind, I wanted to do a different kind of top ten list. There were movies I saw last year that I enjoyed—not quite to the point of being in my top ten—featuring scenes that really stuck with me. Strangely, my favourite movie of 2017, Get Out, didn’t really have one stand-out scene to me, it was more about the whole experience. There were other movies I didn’t get to talk about though that had incredible scenes. Of course some of my favourites of the year will appear again, but I just want to talk about the ten movie scenes that stood out the most to me.






10. Let the Body Hit the Floor – Annabelle: Creation
 

Oh man, what a scene to start with. Annabelle: Creation impressed some horror fans, but not this one. I found it pitiful, annoying, and laughable, but no scene was funnier than the one where one of the main characters, a young girl with polio, takes a ride on a possessed chair. It’s so obvious leading up to the “scare” what’s going to happen. Then there’s a huge jump scare when the girl FLIES OFF the chair into the air. After a few seconds of nothing happening, I turned to my friend and said “wouldn’t it be funny if she actually landed?” because it seemed like it would just cut to the next scene with no resolution…but the camera still hadn’t cut. Then THUD. Her boot lands on the floor and I actually did jump, with a bit of a laugh (the theater is dead silent at this point) and I barely manage to say “I thought they were really going to do it for a second” before the girl SLAMS on the floor with a super loud crash. My friend and I exploded with laughter. It was one of the hardest laughs I had all year. Maybe the scene was only as memorable as it was because of us talking during it, but I don’t care, it was still so perfectly timed I swear it was intended to be comedic instead of scary. 




9. Slapped to Space – Power Rangers
 

The Power Rangers reboot was a pretty average-to-middling movie-going experience for me, save for one exceptional scene. I’ll give an honourable mention to the god-awful Krispy Kreme Donuts product placement. Though that scene was unbelievably bad, the final battle between the Rangers and Rita Repulsa leads up to the most cliché thing I could have imagined. She pleads for them to spare her, and gives a long, dumb speech, so what do the Rangers do? In their Megazord form, they literally SLAP her—like, a giant robot hand hits her, palm-out—and the strike is so powerful, she flies into the sky, and INTO OUTER SPACE! I couldn’t believe it. I laughed even harder at this than I did the Annabelle scene. “Slapped to space” became a certified meme, and is definitely one of the most-absurd defeats of a villain in any superhero movie. 




8. Laureline Introduces Valerian – Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets


Valerian was a fun space adventure with some cool visual effects and action, but overall, it wasn’t anything exceptional. However, there’s one scene (it’s not even really the whole scene, just a moment in the scene) that stood out to me (and my cousin, who saw it with me) as particularly awesome and random. It’s the moment when Laureline and Valerian approach an alien, and Laureline introduces Valerian with this rapid movement of her arms. I can’t even describe it. It was just this fluent-yet-complex tumbling of limbs that ends with her pointing at him, and she does it with a completely straight face, which just makes it that much better, and no one acknowledges it as odd. I want to see the movie again just to witness that moment, and study it, and memorize it, so I can use it to introduce people in real life. Seriously.




7. Beep, Beep, Richie – IT


IT had the scariest scene of the year, for me. The opening scene of Georgie getting his arm torn off by the insatiable clown Pennywise perfectly set the tone for the film. It was a horrific moment, sure, but didn’t scare me the same way a later scene did—a scene teased in the first trailer. The kids are looking at pictures on a projector, and it starts going haywire. “Ok,” I thought to myself when it started happening, “we’re at this scene. I wonder what else is going to happen,” because given what’s shown in the trailer, it’s clear something else scary is going to happen when Pennywise reveals himself on the projector screen. Everything goes dark, then Pennywise appears out of the darkness, only his head is MASSIVE and his eyes are crazy and his teeth are huge and slobbering, and just the way the lighting was, it actually evoked true fear in me, which I haven’t felt while watching a horror movie probably since The Babadook. I have a feeling it wouldn’t be as scary upon repeat viewing, though. 




6. Red’s Redemption – War for the Planet of the Apes
 

War for the Planet of the Apes had numerous jaw-dropping events, from Cesar and company infiltrating the human settlement early in the film and discovering Nova, to Woody Harrelson’s final moments, but the one that really got me was toward the end, so consider this a spoiler warning. One of the ape characters built up really well over the course of the film was Red, a traitorous gorilla who fights alongside the humans. By the end battle, though, he has a change of heart when he sees his own kind getting annihilated, so he redeems himself by saving Cesar in the most epic way possible. He kills the army guy who is about to kill Cesar with a grenade launcher, and is subsequently killed himself. The visual effects, the music, the way it was shot, the way it was acted, everything was perfect. 




5. Confrontation – Spider-Man: Homecoming
 

Spider-Man: Homecoming likely would have been just another Marvel movie had it not been for the well-crafted villain, and his great connection to our central hero. In a genius moment of realization, Peter goes to pick up his date for the homecoming dance, Liz, and who answers the door? Michael Keaton, the vulture himself. Adrian Toombs is Liz’ dad. Throughout the movie, Toombs has mentioned his family many times; they are the reason he does what he does. It’s such a simple reveal, but works so well, and the following scene where Peter knows who he is but Toombs doesn’t, then Toombs realizes Peter is Spider-Man, it’s all so excellently crafted, I was more riveted by that than any of the action scenes. A truly great bit of screenwriting right there.  




4. The Bomb – Logan Lucky


Logan Lucky had some of the best mixes of tension and comedy I’ve ever seen. I was laughing throughout, while constantly moving closer to the edge of my seat. The heist they embark on (rob the Charlotte Motor Speedway) is extremely well thought-out, but one part of it is highly risky: a homemade bomb has to be put into the pneumatic tube system. The bomb is unstable, so the tension of them handling it is palpable—but becomes even more so when it unexpectedly shoots back out of the tube into Adam Driver’s hands. They pause, look at each other…the bomb doesn’t explode. They try again. It is an amazingly funny and intense scene, but it’s hard to do it justice. Just watch the movie and see it for yourself. 




3. Final Moments – Logan 


Logan was a powerful conclusion to the character of Wolverine/Logan, but as great as the whole movie was, I couldn’t help but feel like I was just waiting for that ending, to see if they really would kill him off for good or not. Spoilers ahead: not only is Logan fatally wounded by his clone, he dies in the hands of his daughter, Laura, and the acting from both Hugh Jackman and Dafnee Keen is incredible. Logan is buried with a wooden cross staked at the foot of his grave, and just before Laura runs off with her fellow young mutants to safety, she does the perfect thing: tilts that cross to become an X, and the shot ends on the X in silhouette. I can’t really think of a more fitting end to one of the greatest superhero characters in all of film.  



2. No Man’s Land – Wonder Woman
 

Wonder Woman didn’t wow me like it did so many other superhero fans. I liked it, but the final act fell into generic-poor-cgi-fight-with-a-dumb-looking-villain kind of trap, and so much of it felt familiar, especially with inevitable comparisons to Captain America: The First Avenger. However, there was one scene that, even out of context, is still so damn epic and awesome, it deserves some kind of award. When Wonder Woman climbs up that ladder in slow motion and strides out onto the battlefield to draw the enemy fire so the others can advance, now that is what a superhero does. The music is grand, the cinematography is gorgeous, and there’s just this unexplainable strength about it. I didn’t love the whole movie, but I did love this scene.  




1. Opening Scene – Baby Driver


Why is this my favourite scene of any scene in 2017? It is perhaps the most re-watchable scene of all. It’s like a mini-music video, that also perfectly sets the tone for the whole rest of the movie. Baby Driver is not really an action movie, but it does have some great action in it, with this first scene being the greatest of all. It’s edited to perfection, it has laughs, it makes you gasp, the song choice is a huge reason it works so well, and it looks incredible. Nothing about it looks fake. Nothing about it falters in any way. I really don’t know what else to say except that if you haven’t seen Baby Driver, go on YouTube right now and look up the opening scene. It’s so good, the whole scene is available to watch online for free. And trust me, it will make you want to watch the whole movie right after.  

Saturday, January 13, 2018

Top 10 Most Anticipated Movies of 2018: C.C.C. Issue #72




Top Ten Most Anticipated Movies of 2018


2017 was a stellar year for films, but 2018 has a shot at being even better (I guarantee it’ll still be better than 2016), and though there are many films I’m curious to see, I’m only going to do a top ten. These ten are the ones I will most likely line up to see at the cinema.



10. Isle of Dogs
 
Wes Anderson makes some weird movies, but they are usually excellent, and his favourite of mine is Fantastic Mr. Fox, a stop motion adaptation of the Roald Dahl book of the same name. Isle of Dogs marks Anderson’s return to stop motion, though I don’t know if it’s based on a book. Either way, it looks like it’ll deliver a similar brand of humour, quirkiness, and visual splendor, which I’m very excited to see.


9. Pacific Rim: Uprising


I was worried when they repeatedly delayed this long-awaited sequel, and the worries only grew with each new announcement. Director Guillermo Del Toro dropped out, taking his place was Steven S. DeKnight, who has never directed a movie before, they rewrote the script in a matter of weeks, and the first teaser trailer was a bust. But the actual official trailer restored most of my anticipation. More Jaegers, more Kaiju, John Boyega as the lead, and tons of action will hopefully make for a fun giant monster movie.


8. Black Panther

I haven’t been as hyped for this Marvel standalone film as I have been for the last bunch. Now, before you call me racist, it’s just that the trailers have been somewhat average, in terms of visual effects and action, but based on director Ryan Coogler’s previous film, the Rocky follow-up Creed, I’m sure Black Panther will succeed with compelling characters, great dialogue, and the to-be-expected MCU action and adventure. It’ll hopefully tide me over until another major Marvel outing… 


7. Meg


The extinct shark Megalodon is discovered living in a deep-sea trench, and rises to the surface to eat a bunch of people. That’s the premise for this film, based on the series of novels, which I have read, and enjoyed, for years, but this production has been in development hell for almost two decades (!), and now finally we get to see the giant shark grace the silver screen, with Jason Statham in pursuit. Though I found him an unusual choice for the lead role, I have faith this will be a silly-yet-entertaining movie, and it’s nice to see shark movies are still going strong.


6. Deadpool 2

Deadpool was one of the biggest superhero surprises of the last decade, with easily the best marketing campaign within that same time frame, but the marketing for the sequel has been relatively quiet so far, with only a couple funny teasers and an odd poster, but I’m still very intrigued to see where they go with the sequel. With the original having been in development for so long, I hope this second one doesn’t come off as a quick cash-in with the same kinds of jokes and characters. I want more insanity, more vulgarity (if that’s even possible) but most of all, a fresh, interesting story.


5. Creed 2

 
I didn’t actually know when this sequel was coming out, but according to what I could find, it’s set for a November release next year. Sylvester Stallone is back writing, but a new director will take the reins, which could be great, given what Ryan Coogler did with the previous film. I know next to nothing about what will happen in the movie, but knowing Adonis Creed and Rocky Balboa will be back for round two is enough to get me hyped. I just hope Stallone doesn’t kill off his own character, that might be a bit too much for me to handle.


4. Annihilation

There are only three movies in my top ten most-anticipated that aren’t sequels, but this is by far the original film that I am most looking forward to. Writer/director Alex Garland gave us Ex Machina in 2015, which was his first feature, and as far as I’m concerned, he knocked it out of the park. I’ve only seen one teaser trailer for Annihilation, and I know pretty much nothing about it, but the visuals look intriguing, it seems to have a similar tone to Ex Machina, and with that hard sci-fi look and feel, I really hope it matches the quality of his first film, or exceeds it.


3. The Predator

 
As long-time readers will know, I am a diehard Alien and Predator fan. I was let down by the latest installment in the Alien franchise, and I’m hoping that doesn’t happen again with this latest Predator film, which hails from Shane Black, who actually starred in the original Predator. He is writing and directing it, and apparently, it’s not what people will expect a Predator sequel to be. I don’t know exactly what he’s going for with this one, and the rumours I’ve heard have made me nervous, but I’m just excited that one of the greatest extraterrestrials in all of film is back to kick some ass. 


2. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

“Life finds a way”, and so does the Jurassic Park franchise, though the direction this sequel is taking is not at all what I was anticipating. The first trailer blew me away, which the majority of the trailers for the previous Jurassic World did not, though I ended up enjoying the film a decent amount (but it pales in comparison to the original trilogy). Fallen Kingdom sees the return of Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard, as well as Jeff Goldbloom’s Dr. Ian Malcolm, and many favourite dinosaurs, plus new ones. I expect lots of dinosaurs, lots of action, lots of things blowing up, and an even more exciting and fun film than the last one.


1. Avengers: Infinity War

 
Ten years ago, I went into the theater to watch Iron Man with great skepticism. I came out having loved the film, and had no idea this is where we would be a decade later. Since Iron Man, the Marvel Cinematic Universe has expanded and evolved into the biggest movie franchise ever, and it all culminates in this Avengers team-up that has them facing the big bad we’ve all been waiting for since he was first teased in a mid-credit scene back in 2012. Thanos is seeking to “balance the universe” and it’s going to take every hero out there to stop him. Whether the movie will be too big for its own good and collapse in on itself or end up being one of the greatest superhero movies of all-time will be determined when it hits this summer, and let me tell you, I’ll be in that seat opening night to see it all go down.