With Godzilla
returning to theaters this May and (hopefully) contributing to the resurgence
of giant monster popularity, I’m counting down the best super sized sci-fi and
action epics to feature the largest monsters in all of cinema—I’m talking
killer kaiju (that’s the Japanese name for giant monsters) and the top ten giant
monster movies of all time.
Criteria: to
narrow the number of contenders, I’m only counting movies with creatures that
exceed standard sizes, so for example, the T-Rex in Jurassic Park is large, yes, but kept to real-life proportions, so
technically it’s not a giant monster. This rule will exclude other films
with large but not giant monsters, such as Jaws,
Tremors, and Anaconda. The monsters must be at the center of the movie or at
least featured prominently for it to count as a giant monster movie.
Honourable Mention:
Monsters (2010). This low budget,
unconventional creature feature was written and directed by Gareth Edwards,
director of this year’s Godzilla.
Though it explored interesting political themes through a giant monster
invasion story, this film is, at its core, more about the main characters and
less about the giant monsters. For a film called Monsters, it actually fails to deliver in these regards. The giant
aliens make few appearances and aren’t particularly foreboding—they are generic
giant squids very similar to the creature in Space Amoeba (a Toho Kaiju film from the seventies). Though not a
bad film, especially considering its low budget and improv film style, it’s not
among the greatest giant monster movies as some critics have indicated.
10. The Giant Claw (1957)
First up is this ridiculous schlock fest that made an
appearance on my top ten best worst movies list (for more details about this
movie, check out C.C.C. Issue #12). As I said on that list, it’s the funniest
giant monster movie ever made and you need to see it to believe it. A giant
prehistoric bird attacks not just one city in particular, but all of North
America. It terrorizes the skies, snatching planes and paratroopers out of the
air, smashes buildings, and causes hurricane force winds with its great wings.
The monster effects are probably the worst ever—maybe not as absolutely
horrendous as the creature suit used in Zaat
(again, refer to the best worst movies list for more on that one)—but The Giant Claw is a showcase for some
crazy sci-fi twists, a preposterous looking beast, and a lot of fun.
The most recent giant monster movie on this list, Pacific Rim delivered an action
spectacle and paid tribute to all the greatest giant monster movies that came
before it. Some people thought it was too
much like what we’ve seen in the past—a sort of Transformers meets Godzilla—but
I thought it put enough of a new twist on the genre to make it worthy of
inclusion on this list. The plot in short is a portal opens at the bottom of
the ocean and unleashes legions of giant monsters (called Kaiju), so the world
comes together to build giant robots (called Jaegers) to beat the crap out of
them and save the planet from total destruction. It gets pretty ridiculous, but
thanks to director Guillermo del Toro’s eye for visuals and his balance of
action with light humour, it doesn’t take itself too seriously and has fun with
the creatures and characters. My favourite scene of all is the second battle
that takes place half way through the movie. We see the Kaiju use electrical
attacks, spew acid, and grow wings, while the Jaegers throw punches, use a ship
as a baseball bat, and unleash some fearsome artillery. Pacific Rim is big, its kickass, and it’s perfect for any giant
monster fan.
8. Clash of the Titans (1981)
Before the crap remake that came out in 2010, there was the
larger than life stop motion masterpiece Clash
of the Titans, which features a host of strange and fascinating creatures,
including Medusa and the Pegasus. Ray Harryhausen created some of the best stop
motion effects ever in movies, and he did a ton of work on this film, which
ended up being the last feature he worked on before retiring. Somehow he continued
to outdo himself with each subsequent creature brought to life, and the film
ends in a climactic scene featuring one of the best giant monsters of all: the
enormous Kraken. Unlike the giant octopus of traditional legend, this Kraken is
sort of reptilian, with an upright posture and four long arms. He doesn’t get
to do a whole lot before being turned to stone by Perseus holding up Medusa’s
head, but just the Kraken’s presence is intimidating. No amount of cgi could trump
the stop motion marvel that is this monster.
Before Clash of the
Titans, Ray Harryhausen worked on this other fantasy adventure film, which
also featured an array of monsters, both large and small. Though it’s best
known for an epic battle with an army of undead skeletons all fluently animated
with stop motion, the parts that stick out to me are the scenes with monsters
that tower over Jason and his comrades. One of the first baddies is the bronze
statue Talos, which comes to life when a giant brooch pin is stolen from the
treasure room that Talos is guarding. He’s huge and has a hefty sword, which
makes him pretty intimidating, but even this giant pales in comparison to the
Hydra. Jason takes on this serpentine creature, which sports many heads and
tails and is like a great big mutant snake. Even though it’s not as big as
Talos, the Hydra is swifter and the model of the creature has a greater level
of detail. Although the effects for Jason
and the Argonauts may seem to pale in comparison to the computer effects
for modern films, you have to appreciate the time and skill required to bring
those creatures to life using hand crafted detail and a series of tiny
movements.
6. The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms (1953)
One of the films most notable for inspiring Godzilla, The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms features a similar concept, but is executed
in a different manner. It’s somewhat less dark, but still has just as much
monster action. A prehistoric dino—the fictional Rhedosaurus—is re-awakened by nuclear testing and attacks New York
City. The Beast snatches people off roads and eats them, stomps on cars, and
gets shot at by police and military forces: all the hallmarks of a great super
sized sci-fi flick. Even though this film has animation from Ray Harryhausen,
just like Clash of the Titans and Jason and the Argonauts both do, but the
animation for those films is considered more impressive than his work on this film,
I’m placing Beast one number higher
simply for having a greater focus on a giant monster. While Argonauts had incredible effects, the truly
best scenes weren’t of the giant monsters, but rather of the smaller creatures.
Though no less impressive in terms of visual effects, The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms is slightly better than the two
previous films in giant monster movie terms.
In the fifties, loads of sci-fi/horror villains were
radioactive because of the cold war scare going on at the time. What was
scarier than something big and nuclear? As it turns out, giant radioactive ants
are among the scariest of all. Coming out in the U.S. the same year Godzilla was released in Japan, Them! features a colony of giant
radioactive ants which aren’t even seen until very late in the movie. Unlike Godzilla, which actually shows the
monster quite frequently, Them! keeps
its giant ants alluded to rather than front and center most of the time. This
makes their eventual reveal more shocking, and builds some great suspense. One
particularly chilling scene reveals one of the ants with human bones at its
feet. One of the first ‘nuclear monster’ films, as well as one of the earliest
to feature giant insects attacking, the inspiration for many modern giant
monster productions including Eight
Legged Freaks and Tremors can be
traced back to this seminal creature feature.
This silent black and white classic showed up on my best
dinosaur movies list, so you may be wondering why it’s on a list about giant
monster movies, especially when I’m omitting Jurassic Park. In two of the versions that I’ve seen of The Lost World (that’s not counting the Jurassic Park sequel), the dinosaurs are
not portrayed like real dinosaurs. They’re recognizable as dinosaurs, yes, but
their proportions, features, and behaviour are all altered and turn them into,
to quote Dr. Grant from Jurassic Park III,
“...theme park monsters, nothing more, and nothing less.” The Brontosaurus in The Lost World behaved unlike any
Brontosaurus ever would have, and speaking of the name Brontosaurus, that’s no
longer a valid name for the creature anyway (it’s been corrected to
Apatosaurus). So as far as I’m concerned, this version (as well as 1960
version) is a giant monster movie, and a damn good one at that. It may be black
and white, silent, and shorter than your typical Hollywood blockbuster, but it
delivers some great giant monster action. With dinosaurs attacking people,
dinosaurs attacking other dinosaurs, and dinosaurs running rampant through
London (which inspired subsequent giant monster flicks) it all makes for a
surprisingly fast paced monster romp that, despite being obviously outdated, is
still fun and worth checking out.
Though the giant atomic mutant turtle Gamera is often
overshadowed by Godzilla’s presence both in America and their native Japan,
Gamera is just as awesome of a giant movie monster, and his first film, Gamera:
The Invincible is a classic of the genre. The film wastes no time in awakening
Gamera from his eternity-long nap with the spectacularly cheesy crash landing
of a nuclear jet in the remote arctic tundra. Though the character is clearly
inspired by Godzilla’s reptilian appearance, Gamera is different and unique
enough that he doesn’t feel like a rip off. With an indestructible shell, jet
propulsion, severe under bite, big tusks, and fire breathing/fire eating
capabilities, Gamera showcases his many abilities in this first film, as well
as his appetite for destruction. Something that’s hinted at but not fully
explored until later sequels is Gamera’s affection for children. Though he’s
clearly out to destroy humanity, he saves a young boy from a collapsing light
house at one point in the film. The ending is one of the best solutions to a
problem in a movie ever. Scientists create a trap which lures Gamera to a launch
pad, where they capture him in a space shuttle and send him to Mars. No joke.
It’s over the top, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a blast. If you like giant movie
monsters, you can’t go wrong with Gamera.
Coming in at a close second is the first film to feature Japan’s
most famous kaiju, who has stomped Tokyo and fought other giants more times
than James Bond has drank martinis in all of the 007 movies. With an extensive library of films that span six
decades, I could have easily just picked ten of the greatest Godzilla flicks as the top ten giant
monster movies (but I’m saving that for another list). Godzilla was the first in a long line of sci-fi/action/horror kaiju
films that reinforced the character’s popularity, but the original cautionary
tale that introduced the world to this titanic tyrannosaur is the one that
stands out as the greatest of all. Essentially a symbol for nuclear
destruction, Godzilla is a straight
forward monster romp, but there are numerous elements that set it apart as the
most important monster film from the fifties—a time when radiated creatures and
aliens and global disasters were staples of science fiction. The dark, gritty
atmosphere created by director Ishiro Honda’s deft direction supports the
illusion that Godzilla really is destroying Tokyo, and is only made more somber
by the black and white photography. Godzilla’s slow rampage is reminiscent of
the way a nuclear bomb slowly and thoroughly decimates a city. His presence
reminds Japan about how humankind can have such a negative impact on the
environment. There is a lot to see in Godzilla,
beyond the basic monster elements. Like many of the films on this list, it’s
dated by today’s standards, but still remains one of the greatest giant monster
movies ever made.
1. King Kong (1933)
Before jaw dropping Jaeger battles, before the gravitas of Godzilla, before the radioactive Rhedosaurus terrorized New York, there
was the ultimate, original giant monster that terrified audiences as much as he
pulled at their heart strings. The Eighth Wonder of the World, the master of Skull
Island, and the last of his kind, King Kong has remained a cinematic icon ever
since he first scaled the Empire State Building way back in 1933. The film is a
unique example of truly groundbreaking special effects that still hold an
impact to this day. It’s no secret how Kong and fellow Skull Island inhabitants
were animated using stop motion effects, but the fact that it still looks
impressive decades later truly is impressive. Even though Godzilla is a
foreboding and no less iconic kaiju, it’s important to point out that the
character was originally portrayed by an actor in a suit, and though this would
become something of a trademark for Godzilla,
it was seen as lower tech than Kong’s fluent and believable stop motion, even
back in the fifties. To somehow make a giant ape beast appear ferocious and yet
also emote and be a sympathetic character is challenging enough, but that it
was done in the early thirties using an eighteen inch rubber model covered in
rabbit fur blows my mind—that, and have it interact with actors, other stop
motion creatures, and battle planes atop a giant building? It’s no wonder King Kong has remained a film favourite
for so long, and Kong himself the king of the giant movie monsters. Peter
Jackson’s remake from 2005 is a faithful and even more epic version, but being
more epic doesn’t necessarily make it better. Though not as classic, it’s among
the best remakes in recent memory, and one of the best kaiju films of the past
decade. Both movies are great, but it’s the original that will always be king
of the giant monster movies.
Giant Monsters image from www.cartuneland.com
Jason and the Argonauts image from blockbusterreviews.tripod.com
Them! poster from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Them!
Godzilla poster from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_(1954_film)
Giant Monsters image from www.cartuneland.com
Jason and the Argonauts image from blockbusterreviews.tripod.com
Them! poster from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Them!
Godzilla poster from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_(1954_film)
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