Friday, July 25, 2014

C.C.C. Issue #34: Top Ten Movies I liked that the critics didn't



Top Ten Movies I liked that the critics didn’t 

The critics know their stuff, but they aren’t always right. Sometimes, films get reassessed and given much higher praise than in their initial run (Vertigo, for example, originally received a mixed reaction, and is now considered by some as the greatest film ever). I am going to offer concrete reasoning for why I think the critics were wrong about these ten films. 

Criteria: Movie that has a score below 5/10 which I gave a rating much higher than 5/10. Example: If movie has 4/10 rating and I gave it 6/10, it’s not overwhelmingly more positive so doesn’t count. If a movie has 3/10 and I gave it 7/10, it qualifies.
“RT” refers to the review aggregator site Rotten Tomatoes, in particular their critics’ consensus, on each film.



10. Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

RT score: 22 %

My score: 6.5/10.

First up is the third installment in the long running Resident Evil franchise, very loosely based on the video games of the same name. With the first film the filmmakers were experimenting and establishing the characters as well as the main plot: an underground lab experiences a zombie outbreak, and the characters must survive the zombies, other gruesome creatures, and pitfalls in the subterranean facility, called “The Hive”. For the sequel, Resident Evil: Apocalypse, main character Alice (MIlla Jovovich) escapes The Hive and enters Raccoon City above, only to find the virus has spread to it as well and turned the populous into mindless flesh eaters. The sequel failed to improve on the original, and even as someone who enjoys the franchise, I found it to be bad. The third film, however, is my favourite of them all. The fourth and fifth really re-tread old ground and didn’t take the series anywhere new and exciting, but the third film sees Alice and another group of survivors travel to Las Vegas, which has become entirely desert, and scientists in a secret, mini underground facility are trying to tame the zombies. It’s as preposterous as anything else in the series, but the action is swift, there are a couple twists that are actually effective, and the characters aren’t terribly annoying. The main reason for me loving this film—and the franchise at all, for that matter—is Milla Jovovich. I think she’s one of the best actresses in action films today—she’s sexy, tough, and maintains a serious/intense yet relatable aura in all her films—and she’s the principle reason I don’t condemn the Resident Evil franchise like most people do.


9. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End (2007)

RT score: 45 %

My score: 8/10.

The first Pirates of the Caribbean film was a huge success, which meant a sequel was inevitable. What audiences got was a second chapter with even grander visual effects, but not quite the same compelling story. It was appropriately darker than the first, but it was also longer, more drawn out, and ended on a cliff hanger ending. For varying reasons including some of the ones I just mentioned, critics were less enthused by the second chapter of the Pirates trilogy. It didn’t stop the movie from being one of the highest grossing films of all time, and the third film ended up doing comparatively big business. Most critics were unsatisfied with the closing chapter of the Pirates trilogy, but I felt completely the opposite. Despite being nearly three hours long, I was on the edge of my seat for most of the run time, anxiously awaiting the fate of all the characters I had become invested in over the past two films. The final action sequence was breathtakingly epic, but I enjoyed some of the smaller, quieter, and lighter moments as well, such as when they meet with Davey Jones on land and he’s standing in a bucket of water, due to being unable to set foot on land. It’s an exhaustive ending to the trilogy, but does bring things to a satisfying conclusion while leaving it open for future films.


8. Click (2006)

RT score: 32 %

My score: 8/10.

In the nineties, Adam Sandler was one of the most reliable sources for laugh-out-loud comedy, with great films such as The Wedding Singer and Happy Gilmore. As his career pushed ahead, his films started to go south, and now his movies are seen as unqualified box office successes, although this is becoming less true as fewer and fewer people are tricked into thinking his next project will be better than the last. For most, Click is just another one of Sandler’s crappy comedies, but for me, it’s his last good one. The concept is simple enough: a workaholic just wants more control over his life, and he gets it, when Christopher Walken’s character gives him a universal remote control that controls his own life. It kind of rips off other movies like A Christmas Carol and several time travel plots, but Sandler plays a funny, likeable, and earnest father/husband here, and the supporting characters are solid enough. It doesn’t make the most of its concept, but with such limitless possibilities, it does get a few things right. The scenes where Sandler uses the remote’s settings are the funniest, such as when he changes the contrast of his skin colour or uses the subtitles feature. I can understand why critics turned their noses up at this family comedy, but I must have seen it at the right time in the right place, because it made me laugh, cry, and was wholly entertaining.


7. Mortal Kombat (1995)

RT score: 33 %

My score: 8/10.

This movie was set to disappoint critics from the start. Reviewers criticized the laughable plot, bad dialogue, and questionable acting, but what else could you expect from a film based on one of the most popular fighting video games of all time? Mortal Kombat is a hot blooded nineties arcade fighting game and the film adaptation is actually faithful to the source material. Was Mortal Kombat ever going to be about incredibly intelligent dialogue delivered by exceptional actors? Of course not, it’s about one liners and cheesiness and not taking things too seriously. The action was great, the characters were all pretty close to the way they were depicted in the game, and it has several recognizable trademarks from the games, including the beloved theme song, which plays multiple times throughout the movie, unaltered. Mortal Kombat is, in my opinion, among the few best video game movie adaptations, and delivers just about everything fans of the game would want to see. The sequel, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation is another story...

6. 10,000 BC (2008) 

RT score: 8 %

My score: 6.5/10.  

Director Roland Emmerich is infamous for delivering big scale action/disaster films with no brains but lots of cgi. His first major success was Independence Day, debatably his best (using that word lightly here) film to date.  What followed were disappointing, similarly themed action fests, such as the overwhelmingly disappointing 1998 Godzilla, and other bland catastrophes like The Day After Tomorrow and 2012. 10,000 BC was a little different for Emmerich, in that it meshed historic, prehistoric, and alternate history elements with his typical disaster-type action, but still maintained that brainlessness and epic visual grandeur common throughout all his films. Critics crapped on this movie hard, but I was able to enjoy it for what it was worth. 10,000 BC wasn’t trying to be historically accurate—obviously the pyramids were not around 10,000 years ago and Mammoths didn’t help build it by towing big stone blocks—but it made for some pretty exhilarating action scenes and impressive visuals. It even pays some tribute to similarly themed films like One Million Years BC and Quest for Fire. The plot is unarguably poor, but it keeps the story moving and showcases the fearsome creatures of the past. 10,000 BC is pure popcorn entertainment, nothing more and nothing less.

5. My Best Friend’s Girl (2008)

RT score: 14 %

My score: 8.5/10.

Dane Cook’s brand of humour is definitely not for everyone—in fact, I think more people dislike him nowadays than like him. When I was younger, I thought he was the best comedian around, and so eagerly sought out his comedy films. I no longer feel that way, though I still find him funny and he can make me laugh quite consistently. I don’t understand why everyone hated My Best Friend’s Girl so much. To me, it’s more than just a raunchy romantic comedy. It’s a raunchy romantic comedy that goes against conventions. Dane Cook’s character takes girls out on bad dates to make them realize their ex boyfriends aren’t so bad, thus sending the girls crawling back and giving their former relationship a second chance. His character is not immediately likeable, and what he does seems to be low and conniving, but as the film goes on, you see he’s not such a bad guy and he even has a heart (though buried deep beneath a lot of filth). The supporting characters are all great, and the plot doesn’t feel run of the mill or too similar to other rom-coms. The humour does tend toward the vulgar side, but it has several laugh out loud moments that are genuinely clever and funny. Another factor to note is the enjoyable and compatible collection of music, from artists including The Cars and Tom Petty. If you haven’t seen this flick and are a fan of comedies like Hitch or The 40 Year Old Virgin, then you should give it a chance.

4. Without A Paddle (2004)

RT score: 14 %

My score: 9/10.

The main reason I love this movie is easy to explain. I love camping and being outdoors, and I have a love/hate relationship with outdoor adventures that go wrong. It sucks that the planned activities get ruined, but the unpredictability of nature is one the things I love about it, and not knowing what’s in store on an adventure can end up being even more fun. Without A Paddle is the quintessential comedic quest through the wilds that goes awry. Besides being about subject matter I can connect with and relate to, the plot is actually entertaining and really funny. Three guys go looking for a lost treasure in the woods, and come across vicious hillbilly pot farmers, gorgeous, free-spirited hippies living in a tree, and treacherous terrain. The characters move from memorable scene to memorable scene, all the while delivering witty dialogue and playing off one another with ease. It’s interesting to point out while the critics gave Without A Paddle a low score, the audience approval rating is significantly higher, at 69 %. Having seen this movie at a young age might also play a part in why I still love it. The nostalgia coupled with the adventure elements make this a comedy I can watch every once in awhile and still have a hearty laugh.


3. Alien vs. Predator (2004)/Aliens vs. Predator Requiem (2007)

RT score for AVP: 21 %
RT score for AVP: R: 12 %

My score for AVP: 7/10
My score for AVP: R: 7.5/10.

I’m a diehard fan of the Alien and Predator franchises. For most fans of either or both franchises, the two crossover films were pure abominations, but I hold some reverence for both. When I was just a kid and knew nothing about movies, I heard about this new movie coming out that had these two alien species fighting each other, called AVP: Alien vs. Predator. It intrigued me, but I was too young to see it, so had to wait. Finally, in grade 5, I was allowed to rent AVP from the video store and watch it with my friends. It was exhilarating seeing two extremely cool looking aliens fighting each other to the death and using their unusual, frightening, and creative arsenals. It was after this that I discovered each creature had starred in their own films long before, so I viewed both the Alien and Predator franchises in their entirety, and eventually went to the theater to see the second AVP film. For a long time I loved all of the movies, but as I re-watched them, got to know more about cinema, appreciate quality storytelling from generic storytelling, and learn about how the other fans felt, the AVP films fell away as my favourites. Still, I look back on them and recognize what was captivating in the first place. The story and human characters suck in both films, but the visual effects—particularly the practical and animatronics—are top notch, and the action is great. Neither film holds up to any of the originals, but I still think they aren’t as sinfully bad as the critics claimed.


2. The Butterfly Effect (2004)

RT score: 33 %

My score: 9/10.

I have watched this film many times, and I still think it’s as great now as when I first saw it. Critics blatantly said the plot is interesting, but wasted in too dark, depressing, and silly of a film. I strongly disagree. Yes, the film is dark, but so is Looper, a more recent sci-fi flick using similar time travel plot elements which received massive critical praise. It’s unfair to compare the two films, but I’m trying to put it in perspective. The Butterfly Effect is about a kid named Evan who has a tough childhood. His dad’s crazy, he gets involved in child pornography with his friends’ abusive father, he has strained relationships with everyone he knows, and worst of all, he keeps having blackouts, after which he remembers nothing. As it eventually becomes clear, Evan can time travel, in a sense, as an adult by reading entries from the journals he kept near the time of the blackouts, and go back into his younger body during said black outs. Each time he does this, it changes the future and he returns to a different reality. It’s a relentlessly engaging story made even easier to become involved in thanks to the great acting, in particular the child acting. I’ve never seen Aston Kutcher in a serious role other than this film, but I think he does a decent enough job and is a sympathetic main character. The main issue with the movie is the theatrical version has a radically different ending. The alternate ending on the DVD is much more somber, but also more effective. If you can get past the darker elements, then give The Butterfly Effect a shot. It’s an engrossing, original, and highly misunderstood film.


1. Ultraviolet (2006)

RT score: 9 %

My score: 9.5/10.

Remember how I said I was a Milla Jovovich fan? Also notice how nostalgia can be a factor in why I like some of these movies? Ultraviolet is the ultimate example of a film I really liked, that the critics really, really, didn’t. I could go on and on about this movie, but I’ll keep it brief. This is the critics’ consensus on Rotten Tomatoes: “An incomprehensible and forgettable sci-fi thriller, Ultraviolet is inept in every regard.” Harsh. More than a little too harsh, if you ask me. First of all, after I saw Ultraviolet for the first time, I couldn’t forget about it (I was only 13 at the time, mind you). Second of all, the plot is not incomprehensible. In fact, dare I say it; it’s original and even kind of clever. A sort-of-vampiric disease turns people into “hemophages” in a dystopian, technologically advanced future, and the hemophages are sentenced to death by uninfected humans, so the angry hemophages are rebelling. One in particular, Violet (Milla Jovovich), is a skilled martial arts warrior with swords and guns and chameleonic leather clothing—a force to be reckoned with. I won’t say much more on the plot, but what I like best are two things. One: the creative technology of the future, including flat space technology which compresses objects and allows a person to carry dozens of weapons on a bracelet-sized device, and two: the strong female lead, reminiscent of other great action films like Aliens. Ultraviolet is visually incredible, action packed, sexy, and is almost like a comic book or superhero movie, which is what it was intended to feel like.

At the end of it all, what the critics thought really doesn’t matter. As long as you enjoyed the movie, then that’s what counts. The critics can only offer their opinions and try to offer some kind of guide as to whether a movie is worth your time or not. I have no problem with liking movies that the critics didn’t, or vice versa, but it can be interesting to see where the difference of opinion lies in regards to cinema. 

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