Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Top Ten Movie Mistakes: C.C.C Issue #51







Top Ten Movie Mistakes I Can’t Un-See

Sometimes, instead of being engrossed in a movie, the trance is broken by some sort of mistake or error or faux pas that the filmmakers didn’t intend for you to see. It might be a tiny little detail, or a more substantial one that hurts your brain the more you think about it. You might be able to get over it, or it might stick with you and ruin the rest of the movie-going experience.

These ten movie mistakes are things I personally noticed, and there are a lot on here that have become “infamous”, but that’s not the point. Maybe you caught a mistake in a movie that others missed, or you missed one and saw it on a repeat viewing. There are too many to count, but these ten didn’t get past me (which really says something because I don’t pay that much attention most of the time)


10. Scary Movie 2: underwear change


Honestly, I was stretching to find ten that I genuinely noticed at one point and have noticed ever since, but this is one of the first times I recall actually noticing an error in a movie. My friends and I marathoned all four (at that time) movies in the Scary Movie franchise, and in the second entry, Kathleen Robertson’s character is, very clearly, wearing a blue thong (trust me, you can’t miss it) but then in a scene meant to parody Charlie’s Angels (which came out a year earlier) she runs down some stairs and pulls her clothes off, along with two other women, obviously meant to indicate a costume change, but they end up in just their bras and panties at the bottom. The fail? Robertson’s character is wearing a completely different type and colour of undies. It’s evidently just meant as a gag and has no bearing on anything within the context of the movie, but it’s still the first error I recall noticing in a movie. For whatever reason.

9. The Shining: helicopter shadow

Stanley Kubrick was well known for being a perfectionist and doing endless numbers of takes to get his movies just the way he wanted them, and really who could blame him? Okay, maybe there are more than a few actors who could, but I’d say all that extra work and attention to detail helped, since he’s considered one of the greatest directors ever. But imagine his disappointment when people pointed out a tiny moment in his adaptation of Stephen King’s novel The Shining where his perfectionism faltered. In the opening shots of the mountainous landscape—the footage for which clearly having been captured via helicopter—you can see the shadow of the helicopter on the ground. Is it a big deal? Not really, but it does shatter the illusion for just a quick second. In a film with so many tiny details (many of which are pointed out as being extremely purposeful, according to the documentary Room 237), it’s surprising this faux pas made it to final cut, but it’s probably because Kubrick couldn’t afford to have the chopper do another fly-by for more footage, or he just didn’t have the time to worry about it.

8. Teen Wolf: Why is that extra’s fly open?

This one’s pretty famous, thanks in no small part to the second Family Guy Star Wars spoof. As described in that episode, there’s an extra in the background of the final basketball game in Teen Wolf who stands up and appears to have his genitals exposed. Confused? So was I when I watched the movie and noticed this detail, but I didn’t know what I was looking at exactly until I saw the Family Guy episode. But now new information seems to indicate it isn’t a guy, but rather a girl, and it isn’t a dick hanging out, but her fly is still open. I’m not sure which one to believe, but either way, it’s very obviously someone with their fly open. So, what’s going on there? Why did he or she have his or her fly open while watching this basketball game? We may never know, but this isn’t the only Michael J. Fox movie on this list.

7. Predator: Schwarzenegger on a sled. Bonus: dog tag turned around.

This one’s very minor, and I only notice it because 1) I’ve seen this movie a million times, and 2) I’ve seen the outtakes, which reveal how the shot was done. After Schwarzenegger’s team has been killed by the intergalactic hunter and he’s trying to escape, he falls/slides down a hill toward a cliff where he falls off into a river below. As he slides down the hill, he says “Oh shit!” (A line he apparently ad-libbed, as it’s absent from all other takes of this shot) and you can see he’s sitting on some kind of sled, which in turn is sitting on a track. Honestly, it’s such a quick moment it’s a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it kind of mistake, and it’s not the only one. When Billy throws the dog tag to Arnold, he catches it, then when it cuts to a close-up, he’s holding it in a completely different way than when he caught it. But tiny errors like this definitely don’t detract from the overall movie, they’re more like fun Easter eggs for hard-core fans.

6. Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope: Stormtrooper bangs head on doorway

Speaking of Easter eggs, here’s a famous one that not only fans have embraced, but so has the creator, George Lucas. Star Wars is far from a perfect movie, and with all the production troubles Lucas experienced, it’s amazing it turned out as great as it did, but one little blooper that made it into the movie caught the attention of more than a few fans. Apparently Stormtrooper helmets are hard to see out of, as evidenced by one who hits his head on a low doorway. I actually half-noticed this when I re-watched Star Wars as a kid, before I had internet. I said, “Did that guy just hit his head on something?” But never bothered to back it up and check. Of course nowadays it’s made even more obvious by a clunking sound effect added in after the many special editions and re-releases, but that could be why I noticed it, because that was and still is the only version available to watch.


5. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo: sunglasses on, sunglasses off

The only foreign movie to make this list, The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo is a dark mystery film with multiple brutal scenes and gritty realism throughout, except for one scene at the end, where a simple continuity mistake completely took me out of the movie. The main character, Mikael, arrives in Australia to talk with someone, and it switches between over the shoulder shots of their conversation, a pretty conventional method we’ve seen a million times. One tiny problem: in the shot looking at him, he has his sunglasses on. In the shot looking over his shoulder, he very clearly has his sunglasses up on his head. I’m not sure why I caught on to this little error, but it drives me nuts because, as this list is titled, I can’t un-see it, and the worst part is it’s not even one of the biggest mistakes in the movie, but for whatever reason, it’s the one I caught.

4. Back to the Future Part III: What is Doc’s kid doing?

This is another one I noticed before internet videos and blogs made movie mistakes so well known. Not that I’m bragging, just sayin’. At the end of Back to the Future Part III, after the time machine has been destroyed and all seems calm, Doc Brown arrives in 1985 with a brand-new time machine built out of a locomotive, along with his wife, Clara, and two new sons, Jules and Verne. While Marty and Doc exchange their last on-screen dialogue in a short but impactful scene, little Verne is doing something strange with his hands in the background. I re-watched it, trying to figure out what was going on there, and it looks like he’s signalling toward his crotch. Fans have theorized he was indicating to someone off-camera he needed to use the washroom (By pointing at his dick? Subtle) but I kind of doubt it. Maybe the child actor was doing some improvisation to indicate he wanted Marty to come with them on the time machine? But then again, maybe it was weirder than that? I don’t know, all I know is it’s just a bit distracting when at the conclusion of one of the best trilogies ever, your attention is drawn to a kid pointing at his flux capacitor in the background. It’s just wrong.


3. Terminator 2: Judgement Day: obvious stuntman on bike, clearly not Schwarzenegger. Bonus: multiple self-repairing windshields

It seems every time I re-watch T2 I notice some new little quirky thing about it, but hey, that’s usually what happens when you see the same movie so many times over. T2 has no shortage of bloopers, and in such a complex action movie as this, it’s no surprise. Multiple windshields are broken or torn away, only to be fixed or intact in the next shot, but most of these are so quick you don’t really notice them in the overall flow of action. The one that lingers just a few milliseconds too long is when Arnold Schwarzenegger’s T-800 picks up young John Conner off his dirt bike and places him onto the Harley he’s riding. It’s so very obviously NOT Schwarzenegger, it’s some stuntman. But you know what’s worse than that? Once you notice this moment, you notice MULTIPLE moments throughout the scene where it’s obviously not Arnold, or Edward Furlong as John for that matter! It’s a minor quibble, but it’s things like this that actually make me miss the lack of clarity with VHS and even DVD, where we couldn’t tell that guy in the background was a stuntman and not the real actor.

Just kidding, I love me some high def!

2. Jaws: hydraulic arm helping shark jump onto boat? Bonuses: rubber shark teeth, Schizophrenic Ocean

In all honesty, I saw Jaws probably twenty times before I noticed this mistake, and that’s not counting all the times I saw the famous clip in other media. I’m talking about the shot when the shark leaps out of the water and lands on the Orca (the not big enough boat), near the end of the film. In fact, it’s the mistake that led me to make this list, because I’ve discovered I can no longer see that scene and not see the error, and that is, you can see the mechanical arm lifting the shark out of the water! Now, I know what you’re thinking, so what? The shark looks fake anyway, right? Wrong! Well, sort of. Yeah, the shark doesn’t look super realistic, but when it’s on-screen, you still buy it, because you don’t see the cables running out of its body or the puppeteers or anything, except this one moment! But wait, no… After reviewing the footage carefully, I discovered I was mistaken. It’s actually the rope holding the barrels to the shark that’s visible, so it’s not an error!

But here are a couple other tiny details that are bound to become apparent after a number of viewings: when the shark eats Quint, you can see for a brief second the teeth bent over instead of embedded in Quint’s flesh, because the teeth were made of foam, and there are multiple moments where the water is choppy in one shot and calm the next. Does it change the fact that Jaws is one of the best movies ever made? Hell no.

1. Jurassic Park: where is the T-Rex standing? Bonuses: Dilophosaurus’ frill has strings attached, live video has progress bar, hand holding Raptor up  

It should be no mystery that Jurassic Park is probably my favourite movie of these ten movies (though Jaws, Back to the Future, T2, and Predator are up there, as well) and is the movie that I have seen more than any other movie—seriously, we’re talking 50 plus times, from beginning to end. So it’s no surprise that I’ve picked up on many errors and bloopers, but actually, there aren’t as many as you might think. There isn’t even a particular one that stands out to me, and none of them ruin my enjoyment of the movie, but here are the big ones that I will never forget about. Perhaps the biggest is the realization that, when the T-rex steps out of its enclosure for the first time, after you’re done being blown away by how huge and scary and realistic it looks, you realize it was just standing in mid-air. As a kid who had no awareness of setting, I thought the T-rex pushed the car off the edge on the other side of the road, but no, when you see the car go over the edge after the T-rex breaks out, that’s the same edge the T-rex just came from, so he was standing in a tree? Or floating? It’s a total break in logic, but it doesn’t even matter, because it’s still one of the best scenes in cinematic history.

And then there are a bunch of little things, like the strings that pull open the Dilophosaurus’ frill being visible, or the “live” video Nedry’s watching of the docks having a progress bar, or a hand reaching out to steady the Velociraptor before it enters the kitchen, but if there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s this: no movie is without some kind of error, because that’s the nature of filmmaking. It’s fun to notice some of these anomalies in our favourite movies, but they shouldn’t detract from the overall enjoyment. If they do, the movie probably isn’t that great to begin with, anyway.

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