Thursday, December 29, 2016

Top Ten Movies of 2016: C.C.C Issue #60



Top Ten Movies of 2016


2016 sucked in a lot of ways, not the least of which was when it came to new movies. I know not everything that came out was bad, but there sure were plenty of disappointments. I could do a whole top ten list of 2016 movies that were disappointing, but that’s too pessimistic. Instead, here are the ten movies I enjoyed the most.

Right away, you are going to notice huge absences (“What? No Sing Street? No Zootopia? The Nice Guys? La La Land?”), and that’s because I didn’t actually see that many new movies this year. In fact, I saw less new movies this year than I have in over five years. That’s just how it goes, but next year will make up for this year (as you’ll see in my upcoming most-anticipated movies of 2017).

Here is a list of all 2016 releases I’ve seen (so far), roughly in order of release dates:


-The Witch
-Deadpool
-10 Cloverfield Lane 
-Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
-Captain America: Civil War
-The Jungle Book
-Hush
-The Nice Guys 
-X-Men: Apocalypse
-The Conjuring 2
-Warcraft
-Finding Dory
-The Shallows
-Star Trek Beyond
-Jason Bourne
-Bad Moms
-Suicide Squad
-Don’t Breathe
-Blair Witch
-Shin Godzilla
-Doctor Strange
-Arrival
-The Beatles: Eight Days a Week
-Rogue One


And now, here are my top ten. 


10. The Beatles: Eight Days a Week  

Coming in at number ten is this music documentary that first came on my radar in the early fall, and I was pleasantly surprised to find it on TV a couple months later. It has some pretty incredible footage of The Beatles playing in their heyday, and I liked that it maintained a focus on their touring years only. Not that I wasn’t interested in any other facet of the band, it was just nice to see such a tight focus, and yet still so much comes out of this stretch of time from one of the greatest bands ever. Well-paced, insightful, and of course full of awesome music, this is one of the best music docs I’ve seen in recent years. 



9. Don’t Breathe

 
I was really surprised when this little horror film came out in late summer, made a killing at the box office, and achieved an impressive score on Rotten Tomatoes, especially after seeing a trailer for it at The Shallows and thinking it looked terrible. I still stand by that, I think the trailer showed too much and was poorly cut, but the movie itself? Pretty damn creepy. It feels like a grungy throwback to exploitative grindhouse-style horror flicks of the 1970’s, and seems like a straight-forward home invasion movie at first, but goes in some surprising and exciting directions. The acting all-around is convincing, the tension is palpable, and without spoiling it, the last part of the film is seriously terrifying. With the 2013 remake of Evil Dead, which I really enjoyed, and now Don’t Breathe, writer-director Fede Alvarez is definitely on my radar. 



8. Hush

Even more surprising for me than Don’t Breathe was Hush, which is similar to Don’t Breathe in some ways (mainly the home invasion aspect), but I found it even more effective, mainly for its simplicity. There are only four characters in the whole movie and it takes place entirely at a secluded house in the woods, which might sound boring, but is far from it. The main character, a deaf woman, is very likable and unique, and the killer is very detestable and disturbing. Watching her evade him and make intelligent decisions instead of act like a dumb, cliché horror movie character felt refreshing, and it keeps the story interesting with inventive twists. A simple, but effectively-executed horror film (and a Netflix exclusive, to boot).    



7. Doctor Strange


Just like in 2014, both releases from Marvel made their way into my top ten of the year. I really didn’t expect too much from Doctor Strange—perhaps tertiary-level Marvel, like Ant-Man or Iron Man 3, if that—but I ended up really enjoying it, and would say it ranks up there with some of the best Marvel movies to date. Benedict Cumberbatch as the title character was great, as was the rest of the cast, and the mind-bending visual effects served the story well. As far as origin stories go, it does have some familiar elements, but it still worked for me, and I’m looking forward to seeing Strange pop up in future Marvel adventures (maybe Thor Ragnarok next?)



6. Shin Godzilla

To think, at the beginning of this year, I wasn’t even sure I’d be able to see Toho’s reboot to the Godzilla franchise until 2017, let alone see it in theaters in 2016. But, thanks to fans like me pleading for a North American release, Shin Godzilla (A.K.A Godzilla Resurgence) came out in October, and while I was a little bit disappointed but still happy with it at first, upon a second viewing, I loved it, and the more I thought about it, the better it became. Unlike 2014’s American Godzilla reboot, which I thought was fun the first couple times but has since lost some of the re-watchability, Shin Godzilla does a terrific job of retooling the Godzilla lore and making it new while still paying tribute to the original. Definitely not a giant monster movie for everyone, but for big Godzilla fans, it was a real treat.



5. The Witch
 
2016 might not be remembered for many good things, but one good thing it can be remembered for is a resurgence in the horror genre. Some of the most-profitable movies this year were horror movies, including The Conjuring 2, Lights Out, and the aforementioned Don’t Breathe. But without a doubt, the horror movie that had me the most-captivated and most frightened was The Witch. This isn’t a pure horror film, it’s also a psychological thriller, a family drama, and a period piece, about a family in New England in the 17th century terrorized by supernatural entities from the woods. Beautifully shot, incredibly well-acted, especially from some of the younger cast members, and unbelievably unsettling at points, The Witch isn’t just one of the best horror movies in years, but one of the best movies in general in years.



4. Deadpool

I’ve gone back and forth on Deadpool since seeing it way back in February. At first I absolutely loved it and thought it was one of the best superhero movies ever made, but then I saw it a second time and found it lost some of the magic without a huge audience to watch it with and after all the hype had settled down, but then I saw it a third time, and realized it really is a terrific comic book movie. The way it so effortlessly moves from crass comedy to slam-bang action to dramatic scenes you actually care about to scenes that are like something out of a horror movie and swings back around to jokes again is a feat in itself, but it also did what no other superhero movie (for me) has been able to do since the first Iron Man: take a comic book character general audiences don’t know about and make him an instant icon. Deadpool did this exceedingly well. In addition to delivering hilarity and action in great amount, it just has so many memorable moments, and a high re-watchability factor as a result.



3. Captain America: Civil War
 
I feel like I’ve been talking about this movie ever since it came out in May, and I think we’ll keep talking about it for years to come, because Captain America: Civil War is one of the best superhero movies ever, and achieved a number of things I thought would be impossible. If you just pitch some of the ideas aloud, they sound awful. Introducing Black Panther in this movie instead of in his own origin story? Introducing a new Spider-Man, even though the last Spider-Man movie was only two years ago? Have all the heroes fight each other at an airport? It sounds insane, yet I’ve watched the movie multiple times and every time it gets better. There’s so much to take in and digest, but it works. It weaves many characters and storylines together nearly seamlessly, delivers some of the best superhero action ever put on screen (two words: airport battle), and is still a lot of fun.



2. The Jungle Book
 
While I may have enjoyed The Jungle Book a tiny bit less than Civil War, I’m putting it one spot higher, simply for being so technically flawless. As far as remakes go, The Jungle Book has to be one of the best ever. I loved the animated movie as a kid, and I still appreciate it today, but obviously it doesn’t hold up quite as well. This remake isn’t designed just for people who grew up with the original, but those people in particular should adore it the most, because it retells the story in the most effective way possible, by beefing up the plot, retaining all the essentials from the original, and having the perfect voice cast (and near-perfect Mowgli with newcomer Neel Sethi). But visually, it is absolutely astounding, and truly is ground-breaking in those regards. I really can’t think of anything I didn’t like about it, beyond a couple nitpicky things, it’s just that good.



1. Arrival
 
There’s no doubt about it, Arrival is the best movie I saw in theaters in 2016, for a number of reasons. First off, it’s wholly original. I’ve never seen an alien invasion film quite like it—sure there have been similar ones like Contact or Close Encounters of the Third Kind, but Arrival has so much more going on than just being about aliens arriving on earth. Without spoiling too much, I’ll say it deals with a distortion of time in a one-of-a-kind way, but it also takes a very grounded and realistic approach to what people would do or act like if aliens such as these really did show up, and has subtle commentary on our world as it is today. No other movie this year stuck with me like Arrival did; it made me think about high-concepts long after I saw it, and I was absolutely captivated while watching it. Being an avid sci-fi fan, I couldn’t help but love Arrival, and I can’t recommend it enough, even if you aren’t big into sci-fi.  

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Top Ten Christmas TV Episodes: C.C.C Issue #59




Top Ten Christmas TV Episodes 



Every year I like to go back and watch Christmas-themed episodes of some of my favourite TV shows, besides the traditional holiday viewing like Rudolph and The Grinch.

Obviously this isn’t a definitive list of Christmas-themed TV episodes—there are hundreds of them out there, nearly every long-running series has had at least one holiday-themed episode—this is just a reflection of my own personal favourites. 





10. “Refrigerator Day”: Dinosaurs, Season 2 Episode 12

This episode isn’t even about Christmas. So why is it here? Well it’s sort of about Christmas. If you don’t know the show, it’s an early 90’s sitcom that uses suit-actors and puppets to bring the Sinclair’s, a family of dinosaurs, to life, and it’s actually a pretty underrated show. On the supercontinent of Pangea, the most-celebrated day of the year is, you guessed it, Refrigerator Day, where all the dinosaurs decorate their fridges and celebrate the invention that allows them to store food. It might sound goofy, and it kind of is, but I have to give it a spot on this list simply for the creative approach to a holiday-themed episode. Though the dinosaurs celebrate this fictional holiday, it still aptly reflects what goes on with Christmas. The plot is similar to Christmas Vacation, but with its own prehistoric twist. 


9. “Joy to the World”: House, Season 5 Episode 11

As with most episodes of House, the beloved medical drama remembered for its misanthropic title doctor played by Hugh Laurie, the case House and his doctors take on is pretty standard, and not particularly memorable at first, but it does incorporate Christmas even into this aspect of the story, with a young girl singing in a school concert, only to vomit unexpectedly. The best part of the episode is when House gets a mysterious present, which he throws in the trash, and this prompts some classic medical team detective work. But the real gut punch comes at the end, when it’s revealed why the young girl they’re trying to cure is sick. I won’t spoil it, but it certainly makes the title of the episode ironic.   



8. “And All Through the House”: Tales from the Crypt, Season 1 Episode 2

If you want a Christmas tale with more murder and fright than a typical holiday special, this is the go-to episode of Tales from the Crypt come December. The benefit of Tales from the Crypt is you can watch any episode and enjoy it on its own, because it’s an anthology series. This episode was directed by Robert Zemeckis, famous for movies like Back to the Future and Who Framed Roger Rabbit, so what’s he doing directing an episode of this horror-comedy series? I’m not sure, but he did a great job, because it packs in laughs and scares in equal measure, and has everything there is to love about Tales from the Crypt: bad people getting their just-desserts, unexpected deaths, blood, gore, murder, mayhem. Plus, there’s a psycho killer dressed as Santa Claus. If you want a different version of the same story, check out the Tales from the Crypt film from 1972, which this episode is essentially a remake of, but I’d recommend the TV version over the film version. 



7. “The One with Phoebe’s Dad”: Friends, Season 2 Episode 9

I just had to put one of the many Christmas episodes of Friends on this list. With so many to pick from, like the one where Ross and Monica do their dance routine at Dick Clark’s Rockin’ New Years Eve, or the one where Ross dresses up as the “Holiday Armadillo”, I had to go with the one where Joey and Chandler join Phoebe for moral support when she decides to meet her real dad for the first time. This makes it so Joey and Chandler can’t do their shopping at the mall, so they get everyone gifts from the gas station, making for one of the funniest outros to a Friends episode that I can remember. There’s also the storyline with Ross and Rachel feuding, which does make for some good jokes, but isn’t really Christmas-related or even that memorable in general. However, within that part of the story, Ross breaks the thermostat, so the apartment turns into an oven, resulting in a “tropical” Christmas party (and, later, a great line from Chandler: “Ho-ho-holy crap is it hot in here!”) It may not be the most Christmas-ee Christmas episode, but it’s the one that makes me laugh the most.



6. “The Best Christmas Ever”: That 70’s Show, Season 1 Episode 12

Not that I want to compare the two shows, but I think Friends had a greater number of quality Christmas episodes than That 70’s Show. However, That 70’s Show’s first Christmas episode (also called “That 70’s Christmas”) is even better than the aforementioned Friends episode. It starts off hilarious, with Eric’s grumpy father Red giving him 40 bucks to go buy a Christmas tree and spend whatever is left over, but his friends come up with the brilliant plan to cut down a tree on the side of the highway and spend all the money on beer instead. It’s a hilarious way to start off, but the rest of the episode has many laugh-out-loud moments, like when Eric’s jealous sister spikes the punch bowl at his party and when Red plays pong with dim-witted Kelso. Later Christmas episodes from the series were never able to replicate the hilarity found in this first one.  




5. “Merry Gasmas”: Corner Gas, Season 3 Episode 13

There was only ever one Christmas episode of Corner Gas, a Canadian sitcom set in the tiny town of Dog River, Saskatchewan, but with the show being brought back in animated form next year, that could change. “Merry Gasmas” has lots going on, including diner-owner Lacey trying to catch a flight home to Toronto, with miserable results, Corner Gas employee Wanda trying to get a Transfarmer (that’s right, “farmer”, not “former”), and dim-witted Hank working with police officers Davis and Karen to give presents to a needy family that isn’t actually so needy. But I think the best part of the episode is with Corner Gas owner Brent getting bummed out by his parents forfeiting their “traditional” Christmas tidings, which is the inverse for most families. Instead of having the retro fake-tree made of aluminum, they switch to a real tree. In place of cranberry sauce from a can is homemade sauce. It’s really clever humour, and as with many of the best Corner Gas episodes, all the characters come together in the end for one last hearty laugh.  



4. “Gift Wrapped”: Looney Tunes

On Christmas morning, Sylvester the Cat is excited to open his presents, but dismayed when he finds that Santa only brought him a rubber mouse. But no problem! He switches the tags on his gift and Grannie’s, and of course Granny got a Tweety Bird, but once Granny realizes Sylvester’s trick, she spends the rest of the episode keeping Tweety safe from Sylvester—and keeping Sylvester safe from Hector the Bulldog, who is also wrapped up under the tree. This is a classic Looney Tunes short, with all the Sylvester-chasing-Tweety fun that has come to be expected, but with a nice injection of holiday spirit. As the title implies, it mostly focuses on the gift-giving side of Christmas, but it makes fun of other holiday traditions like carolling and “Twas the Night Before Christmas”. If time constraints are an issue for how many Christmas shows you can watch this time of year, definitely go with this one. It’s only 7 minutes long, and packs a surprising number of laughs within the short runtime. 



3. “Xmas Story”: Futurama, Season 2 Episode 4

Futurama might be the smartest and funniest animated sitcom of all-time, and the signature mix of thoughtful, clever, and goofy humour is all present (no pun intended) in this futuristic twist on the holidays. I really like that it doesn’t immediately start out being exclusively about X-mas, it begins with the Planet Express crew partaking in the winter fun-times of skiing and bobsledding, with hilarious jokes like the Professor falling asleep while skiing and winning a bunch of medals, or Fry discovering that, in the 31st Century, to avoid trees when skiing you only have to say “Trees down” and they fold over. “What do you say if you want trees up?” he says, and you can guess what happens next. But the X-mas part of the episode (even the spelling is an in-episode joke) is really great, with a robotic Santa Claus that calculates everyone has been naughty and therefore must be exterminated. I could go on, there’s just that much to laugh at and love about this episode. Definitely watch it, even if you aren’t an avid Futurama fan.




2. “A Very Special Family Guy Freakin’ Christmas”: Family Guy, Season 3 Episode 16 

Here’s another animated Christmas special from another once-great animated sitcom. Though Family Guy has gone downhill in more recent years and doesn’t demonstrate nearly the level of intelligence or ingenuity found in Futurama, sometimes it still generates even bigger laughs than the aforementioned future-set show, usually for its pop culture references, gags, and relatability. This episode, which I think is still the best Family Guy Christmas special to date, shows the Griffin family partake in a number of holiday traditions, but with the Family Guy sense of humour infused. Stewie wishes for Plutonium from Santa, Brian wishes he could stop wearing the Christmas sweater Lois made him (Lois: “Don we now our gay apparel.” Brian: “Doesn’t get much gayer than this.”), and poor Peter just wants to watch the Christmas special “Kiss Saves Santa” (which I wish was a real Christmas special because it looks awesome). Of course, Peter screws things up, which makes for even more hilarity, but like the best Christmas specials, it still has a positive message about the holidays stuffed in there. 



1. The Office: all of ‘em

I know I’m cheating with this one, but I can’t help it. I don’t know what it is about The Office, but every Christmas episode is great. Of course some are better than others, but compared to every other show I’ve seen, no other show, sitcom or otherwise, has had so many hilarious, memorable, and/or poignant Christmas specials. The show, for those who don’t know, is very straight-forward. People work in the office of a paper company, the boss (Steve Carrel) is a goof, and it’s filmed like a documentary. If I had to pick just one, I’d say my favourite Christmas episode would be the first one, “Christmas Party” from Season Two, where they do a secret Santa gift exchange, to chaotic and hilarious results. Some other great ones are “A Benihana Christmas from Season Three, “Secret Santa from Season Six, and “Dwight Christmas” from Season Nine. Even not-as-great ones like Season Eight’s “Christmas Wishes” have awesome moments, like when Dwight cranks Trans-Siberian Orchestra (a fusion of Christmas and heavy metal) and a hilarious-yet-badass montage of gift exchanges occurs. Even if you have never seen The Office, I highly recommend checking out at least the Season Two Christmas episode. It might just make you want to watch the whole show.