Sometimes They Come Back (1991) Review
Sometimes They Come
Back is about a teacher who reluctantly returns to his hometown with his
wife and son, years after a tragic accident that took the life of his brother
and several greasers who were bullying them, but the problem, as the title
hints at, is these bullies are coming back to his classroom, one by one, as
more and more of his students mysteriously die. Of course, the bullies are
coming for him, to take care of some unfinished business.
The quality of TV movies based on Stephen King stories in
the 90’s was not at an all-time high. In this case, the concept is decent, but
the execution? Not so much. There are a bunch of elements from other stories by
King (Stand By Me, It, Christine)
but having not read the short story upon which this movie is based, I can’t
confirm if these blatant similarities are the result of King’s writing or the
screenwriter adapting the story. Whatever the case, it isn’t that original.
It flashes back in the first act to when the main character,
Jimmy, and his older brother are cornered in a train tunnel by the bullies and
their car, and one of them sort-of-accidently-but-kind-of-on-purpose stabs his
older brother and then a train comes and kills all but one of the bullies,
leaving Jimmy devastated.
In the second act, students close to Jimmy start dying in
ways that seem to be suicidal, but also seem to indicate Jimmy himself has
something to do with it. The first kid to go is riding his bike when the same
model car the bullies drove back in the day starts following him, but only the
kid and Jimmy can see it, then the kid is forced off the road and dies, and the
car drives away while shooting flames out the back. It’s one of the few
memorable and exciting scenes.
As the movie progresses, the bullies come back one by one,
appearing like their young selves for most of the time, but once in a while
reverting to a decayed state, just to scare people. They all act like typical,
over-the-top punks, but they also take such joy in what they do—laughing, jumping
around, howling like wolves (?)—that it makes them more laughable than
intimidating. The makeup effects for their decayed faces is passable for TV,
but not anything unique or especially grotesque.
The actors all give acceptable performances, but with the
main character, it falls into the cliché of, “Something weird is happening, and
nobody believes me”, which is fine for a while, but becomes tiresome pretty
quick.
My main issue with the whole thing is it’s mostly just
boring. The pace is quite slow, and there are very few scares. It felt very
restricted, in terms of being able to show violence, and while it likely was
due to being made-for-TV, in comparison to something like 1990’s It, which is actually quite violent and
horrific (for TV, anyway) Sometimes They
Come Back feels very tame.
Apparently some large amount of people must’ve liked it,
though, because there were two sequels, Sometimes
They Come Back…Again and Sometimes
They Come Back…for More. Judging by that number of sequels it sounds like
they always come back. Couldn’t they have just not come back?
Sometimes They Come
Back is watchable, has a few okay moments, but I found it mostly slow, predictable,
and repetitive. I can’t see myself ever coming back to this movie.
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